pitchfork

a device used to anal-probe self-righteous pricks who pretend they created all of the bands they listen to and have never considered another's opinion on anything.

Get off your defensive high horse, fan boy; I will pitchfork ya!

by le assclown March 28, 2005

pitchin woo

1. White synonym for "flirting"
Black synonym for "throwin out your game"

1. Mike: Stop pitchin woo to Ang.
Shook: Hold up. I'm down to my last woo ball.
Mike: She doesnt want you or your balls.

by Darkness May 6, 2005

Pitching

To sell Dope!!! I.E. Meth, Coke, Crack, or any type of powdered drug...

I be on the block pitching rock!!!

by Da Baydestrians April 14, 2010

mountain dew pitch black

nectar of the gods, tastes so good

man this new mountain dew is only out to halloween that sux the wang chung

by weedboy September 22, 2004

Potching

playing about with something

He potching about in the garage.

by r3p January 31, 2012

Pitchford

Devine beings on Earth.
Descended from GOD.
People that can harness unnatural powers.

I think that guy is a Pitchford.
Did you just say that he is a Pitchford.

by Amino1 May 26, 2003

Pitchforky

Criticism that is pitifully reactionary and irresponsible

Ryan's review of the new Wilco record was a little pitchforky.

by m.leland June 6, 2007