Pistachioism

A totally awesome religion in which the practice consists of eating lots and lots of pistachios and having other people mooch pistachios off of you.
The bigger your mound of pistachio shells on your desk, the more impressive and / or hungry you are.
Also commonly done instead of work that we should probably doing, mainly in Science class.

Founders of Pistachioism : Annie & Michele
( because we are that cool )

Instead of doing Physics work in the back row, we all practice a little Pistachioism instead.

by Annie and Michele March 19, 2008

Pista

Code for any kind of drugs, or being high, acting high. Acting like ur high.

Mate did u see Kyle ?
Yea, I saw him hump a dog, must've had pista recently.

by Pista.shit.io April 27, 2022

vomit pinata

a. A person who expels vomit from his or her mouth with extreme force and the vomit contains "treats" such as partially digested but recognizable pieces of food.

b. The name of a band Marmar would totally be in, in which bandmembers would swallow small treats such as Tootsie rolls and Sweet tarts whole prior to the performance only to projectile vomit them onto the audience during the encore.

a. Everyone at the party thought Frank was a vomit pinata, as his narf revealed he had gorged on the complimentary cheese cubes and Swedish meatballs at the buffet table.

b. Ladies and Gentleman... we are VOMIT PINATA!!!

by marmar von webbington December 30, 2008

Office Pinata

When you are part of the lowly back office at work and always get shit on and picked on by your boss and managers to the point where you feel like you are just getting beaten like a pinata. And you are just so beaten down and shit on, you just sit there and take more.

Me: Wow did you just see Stacey get yelled at for miscalculating the algorithm by a decimal and then her boss said she had to work late and the weekend. On top of that he gave her Pedro's work who he fired and then began to tell her to get her shit done on her birthday or else.
Co Worker: Damn Stacey's a true and tried office Pinata. I think I'm gonna go try to hit her too for some work and see if I can beat it out of her so I can take the day off! Ha!

by NYC haters August 16, 2011

Redneck Pinstriping

Scratches in the paint of a vehicle caused by driving through trees and shrubs, often on 4x4 trails.

Got some bad redneck pinstriping while I was four wheeling in the desert yesterday.

by 35g5 March 27, 2013

piñata

a mexican PS3

the kids were entertained with the piñata for hours

by thisismyaccount60 December 24, 2010

pingtao

An offensive and derogatory term for a person of Chinese descent.

Damn pingtaos can't understand my goddamn Chinese food order. I ordered 3 sides of fried rice not 2 sides of mushu!

by Tonton123 June 12, 2009