Insomnia

You disagree with yourself; your eyes want to close but your mind wont shut the F up. The commitee wont stop talking. The time of night when Benadryl wont work. Although your should be sleeping, you are thinking of everything from last years jokes to what your wearing tomorrow. For instance, right now I have insomnia. I cannot put away my iPad... i just cant.

Husband "you look like crap!"
Me "I have insomnia, But on the upside I watched a Dog the Bounty hunter Marathon and added to the Urban Dictonary!"
Husband "you look like crap".

by Libbyidol May 18, 2014

pornsomnia

When you can't sleep so you watch porn

I couldn't sleep last night and I got bored sitting in bed so I just pulled out my laptop and watched porn for 2 hours until I finally fell asleep.
Dude you had pornsomnia.

by awmm August 21, 2016

honeymoon insomnia

Interrupted or broken sleep.

I have honeymoon insomnia, I keep sleeping in snatches.

by Richard Kopf December 19, 2007

Painsomnia

PainsomniaNot being able to sleep after a major surgery, even after taking all the prescribed medication that should alleviate the pain enough for you to sleep.

I'm suffering from Painsomnia after my back surgery.
I'm surprised that my painsomnia hasn't caused me to lose my mind.
The worst torture I can imagine right now is suffering from multiple nights of painsomnia

by Docjager September 1, 2011

Insomnia

Something created by the infomercial makers to sell stuff you really don't want or need.

I had insomnia, and I bought this really cool pet sweater that doubles as a dish rag. It washes the dishes and pets at the same time.

by Dwaynew February 4, 2010

linsomnia

The inability to fall asleep due to being upset over a bad jeremy lin performance

After the Heat game I didn't sleep for 2 weeks due to linsomnia

by Lin John May 9, 2012

Insomnia

When you can't sleep no matter what and to avoid losing your mind, developing a split personality and joining Fight Club you post shit on Urban Dictionary only to find there are other sick fucks stalking you on your computer and posting shit also and/or blocking your submissions.

Waking Beauty: Yo I cannot sleep for shit, I have Insomnia and Urban Dictionary isn't publishing any of my shit so fuck it I'm gonna join Fight Club, beat people up or get beaten and blow up shit!

Sleeping Beauty: Huh, ZZZzzzzzz

by Goddess12* December 10, 2013