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ping pong theory

where three guys get naked and one plays as the table and the other two get boners and use their dicks as paddles and play a game of ping pong and the loser becomes the new table. loser after 5 rounds get butt fucked by the other two guys.
dude me, john and aydin did the ping pong theory and now my ass hurts.
by cheif9/11 June 25, 2024
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eyeball ping-pong

When two people are taking turns making awkward glances at each other but avoiding direct eye contact; Person 1 will look at Person 2, usually with a side-eye, until the Person 2 looks at Person 1, at which point Person 1 quickly looks away and the cycle starts over. The continuous back-and-forth resembles that of a game of ping-pong. Typically indicates some kind of tension between the two involved parties.
Guy 1: Dude, I saw my ex yesterday.

Guy 2: Yikes, how did that go?

Guy 1: It actually wasn’t that awkward, but we were doing a lot of eyeball ping-pong. I wonder if there’s still anything there.

Guy 2: There's not, you’re just an idiot.
by BandH8r May 18, 2021
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Deng Tsao Ping-Pong

China's dim-minded and notoriously-indolent later-20th-century leader with a penchant for table-tennis.
Instead of doing his job as China's leader --- such as tending to the affairs of state and looking after the welfare of his people --- Deng Tsao Ping-Pong preferred to play extended games of table-tennis with his top-brass cronies... it's little wonder that "The Red Nation" went to Hell in a hand-basket during his regime.
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
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Ping Pong

An Korean slang term for lovers quarrel or two people in a relationship arguing
"I don't wanna play this ping pong"
by Miyuki_macaroon October 22, 2023
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stinky ping pong

When you are preforming anal with 2 girls (or guys) and they start slapping your smelly meat back and forth similar in fashion to the classic game, ping pong.
What are you into? ;)
Only some stinky ping pong with my homies
by Sherbetbou October 21, 2017
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ultimate extreme ping pong

Ultimate extreme ping pong is a game played with a ping pong ball and a badminton racket

The object of the game is to smack the other person with the ball as hard as possible....

Once hit - you have been ponged!
Dude - You've been ponged....

Wanna play ultimate extreme ping pong? I'll pong you!
by T Dawgg May 28, 2008
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