pinch and squirt

The odd combination of taking a crap and jacking off at the same time. From the phrase 'pinching a loaf" and "squirt one off". Usually performed by someone who is fearful of being caught whacking off, or has been busted in the past. Hence killing two birds with one stone..so to speak.

In order to keep his wife in the dark about his chronic masturbation problem , Scott has taken up the pinch and squirt approach while in the bathroom.

by montyl January 21, 2010

Two-Incher Pincher

Someone who has a two inch dick, thus having to pinch it to masturbate

Michael has a two-incher pincher because he thinks his hot shit at Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and has prestiged 4 times. Ohh yea and don't forget the fact his dad randomly beats the shit out of him with his belt while Michael is trying to prestige 5 times on Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2.

by 752002729 January 19, 2010

piecycle

This is the term for a bicycle with a seat that has very negative effects on the vagina.

Derek:
I am so glad we rented these bikes for our 25 miler!
Jennifer:
No way, bro— this seat makes me feel like I am crowning in my poonani. This is a freakin’ piecycle!

by Epididymitis July 28, 2021

pinecone pincher

Someone who is really tall, refering to the fact that they can reach a tree branch and pinch a pinecone. Someone who likes boys or other young male organisms. Someone who eats pinecones or burns them in a fire. A person who pierces their lip.

Joe is a pinecone pincher because he is tall and likes boys.

by Guyguygirlgamerz July 26, 2009

Mush pinching

When someone pinches the tip of your penis

The boys got spy with a horrible mush pinching and he screamed like a 5 year old girl

by King7624 September 17, 2019

swing n pinch

To defecate by squeezing out a loaf until it is about to fall, and then swinging your buttocks back and pinching it off at the apex of the swing as to impart maximum horizontal velocity to the fudge dragon. Commonly used to poop over a ledge or out of a car window.

Andy had to use the swing n pinch to avoid spreading a nutty fudge bar over his new pants.

Dick wanted to poo out of his car's window so he used the swing n pinch method.

by Nhskier4life May 29, 2007

pinch of

A very little amount or to a small degree. Opposite of grip of, grippa, gang of, and hella. See also pincha.

It only takes pinch of alcohol before your little sister ends up with grip of wang in her mouth.

by Nick D December 19, 2005