Nigger Jet Pilot

1.) Reply to statement of unlikely truthfulness, said with sarcasm .

2.) A pilot of a jet propelled aerial vehicle who is of African ancestry

1.) guy 1: "Hey I made it in the NFL"

guy 2: " Sure, and I'm a Nigger Jet pilot"

2.) Guy on an Air plane: "Dude check it out, we have a nigger jet pilot"

by Tormentor 123414 January 24, 2011

internet test pilot

Person who surfs to questionable or known pornographic sites from his work computer. He is very useful to his co-workers that are too scared to "hit that link". This person is either unaware of company tracking software or counts on the highly proven theory that "they can't catch us all!"

Lenny is our internet test pilot

by Lancelot link February 6, 2007

Mattress Test Pilot

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

student pilot

someone learning to fly. aka, me.

Garett, what do you do?
Well, im a student pilot.

by subscribe to flightsimboy 75 October 24, 2017

chocolate runway pilot

A poofter, a nancy boy, a big fairy - he who partakes in shoving his cock up another mans asshole.

That poofter came so close up behind me I thought he was a chocolate runway pilot.

by lorri789 November 6, 2007

[Saskatchewan] palm pilot

Writing notes down on your hand with a pen.
Commonly used in the medical field where the notes can be written on a rubber/latex glove which can be removed and stored for later use.

Q: Did you write down that patients vital signs?
A: yeah they are here on my Saskatchewan palm pilot.

by Mountain dude. February 9, 2010

reverse co pilot

WHen You are getting head from someone who is driving

Rachel gave me a reverse co pilot on the way back from riley's party

by crackaty October 22, 2011