Pastor

Religious minister, usually in USA, who probably fucks children or at least has indecent images of them on his computer

We caught another paedophile guys.

Pastor or Priest this time?
Pastor.

by Muddy Funster July 29, 2023

pastorchik

A family full of fat bitches they ain’t afraid to fight with pride if their last name is pastorchik don’t talk to them.

Have you met the pastorchik

by Grass Lalah December 26, 2023

Pastoria

A Pastoria is someone with a giant dick it’s so big it could wrap around the whole world

Man I wish my dick was pastoria

by Stopdickridingme November 20, 2023

Pastor's Daughter

A woman who gives off the impression of being a goody-two-shoes but has a secret rebellious side.

Mike: I thought she was very innocent when I met her at school, but once we got to the concert, she ended up being a pastor's daughter.

Drew: Dude, that's sick!

by tomthetank June 6, 2024

Pastor Bob

Pastor Bob or Pastor Bobby is a generic term for an apostate Pastor.

Pastor Bob says it is impossible to keep the 10 commandments.

by Mahershalalhashbaz January 21, 2025

Pastor Gino Jennings

an apostle who speaks the truth of God and with the permission of God, baptizing people all around the world in the name of Jesus Christ.

Holy scriptures Mark 16:16, Acts 2:38.

Pastor Gino Jennings travels all around the world bringing people back to bible.

by Jesus Christ is God March 19, 2026

Pastortion

The act of extorting money or material gifts from individuals by a pastor or religious leader under the pretense of offering spiritual help, blessings, or divine intervention.

He only wanted prayers for his sick mother, but what he got was pure pastortion—forced to pay before the pastor would even speak to him

by KingEssel July 7, 2025