The effect that makes women look attractive when they really aren't. Also causes lapses in judgement and a false sense of pride. Most severe cases are found in Monterey, CA
i can't believe i slept with that 400 lbs one eyed broad with the moustache... phase four effect must have struck me
by sad soldier PF00111 September 23, 2011
Get the phase four effect mug.The Phaser club is a group of badass motherfuckers who all wield phasers. It is a rare sight for the stars must be aligned with the earth as the dark chitulhu sets down upon the d-bag known only as "Toni"
Homie 1: I now wield the mighty phaser.
Homie 2: Welcome to the phaser club!
Homie 3: Party of 4!!!!
Homie 4: I want some nachos.
Homie 2: Welcome to the phaser club!
Homie 3: Party of 4!!!!
Homie 4: I want some nachos.
by sexy mothafuckaaaaa September 3, 2016
Get the Phaser club mug.When you first phase one someone ( giving them the idea you want to be with them), then icing them out for as long as it takes (days, months, or years).
Then initiating phase two: giving them the impression you're too good for them like
"yah we'd never work out"
"I always laugh when people say we should be together, isn't that ridiculous?"
or dropping the "I'm glad were friends" bomb to make them work harder.
Eventually leaving the the opposing person puddy in your hand, to do what you may.
Then initiating phase two: giving them the impression you're too good for them like
"yah we'd never work out"
"I always laugh when people say we should be together, isn't that ridiculous?"
or dropping the "I'm glad were friends" bomb to make them work harder.
Eventually leaving the the opposing person puddy in your hand, to do what you may.
phase two'ed: the act in which you mindfuck them into doing what you want them to
"yah I phased two'ed him so hard last night, and we banged"
"yah I phased two'ed him so hard last night, and he did my taxes"
"yah I think I got phased two'ed I slept with someone I didn't think I would"
"yah I phased two'ed him so hard last night, and we banged"
"yah I phased two'ed him so hard last night, and he did my taxes"
"yah I think I got phased two'ed I slept with someone I didn't think I would"
by brooklyngirl1996 December 12, 2016
Get the phase two'ed mug.Ben: Shagged a british girl the other day.
Bazza: Nah, how was the pussy?
Ben: Don't you mean Phussy?
Bazza: Nah, how was the pussy?
Ben: Don't you mean Phussy?
by oogahinfyo June 8, 2019
Get the Phussy mug.A supemental wipe of one's ass when residue in the anal canal that's not easily accessible during phase I (inital wipe after a poop) gets moist and seeps out the asshole requiring a 'phase II', usually performed with a baby wipe back to front.
Hey Dustin, I pooped about an hour ago and now my asshole is beginning to itch and feel kinda moist. I'm gonna go Phase II.
by #ihatetheburbs June 13, 2021
Get the Phase II mug.The period of time when your crush doesn't text back after you poured your heart out to her, admitting your love through a multi-paragraph text.
"Has she texted back yet?"
"No, and its been three days."
"Three days? Damn she's in the Gabby phase."
"No, and its been three days."
"Three days? Damn she's in the Gabby phase."
by Blackout1039 November 18, 2016
Get the Gabby Phase mug.The phase someone goes through when they believe they are better than someone else or a group of people for a couple weeks. This includes all rules of the silent treatment. The phase breaks when they are bored and want something from you.
Kade is going through another prince phase. It won’t last long though, he’s been craving Jessica’s nudes.
by Jonnyboy21 October 5, 2017
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