Porn-O-Potty

Watching porn from your phone whilst sitting on the toilet!

I need to take a dump. I'm going to o go use the porn-o-potty. Nothing like good porn and a good shit.

by Ahshemoto April 30, 2020

Port-a-potty Sundae

It's when a construction worker takes a banana into a port-a-potty, dips it in the shit, jacks off on it due to the aroma, and then deep throats it.

Mike always has a big smile and bad breath after his morning Port-a-potty Sundae.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

potty pal

a household pet (cat or dog, typically) that wanders up and keeps you company when you're sitting on the toilet

Our cat Megapuss makes a terrific potty pal; it's nice to have someone there for you

by JayDubbs October 14, 2006

potty chop

having pure short as fuck hair, ear level,
basically place a potty on your heed, and cut round it, u will then be a potty chop.
also known as a bowl cut.

have u seen that girls new hair cut, she had a potty chop and a half.

by madmowitdapottychop March 18, 2009

potty khao

Eat Shit.

"Potty" from the general term given to brown human excretement.

"Khao" from the beautiful urdu language, meaning Eat

Popular in local Pakistani poetry.

You think my face is haram? Well potty khao.

by dingoebingo December 15, 2009

Potty Patrol

When at a club a group of women go into the bathroom together. Making sure all are safe from drunk men.

A woman walking to the bathroom alone and is approached by a drunk man the "Potty Patrol" has your back...No one goes to the bathroom alone.

by DiscoDuckie August 1, 2011

Pottyhead

Pottyhead is when you get your dick sucked in a porta potty.

Oh shit baby its a porta potty over ther please give me pottyhead

by Rstu November 29, 2017