The Dirt Penguin

A sexual move where either party defecates upon the other party's chest or stomach, then, with a running start, slides across that person's torso as a penguin would over ice.

I heard she got the dirt penguin last night. Her tits and face were covered in shit.

by Rub Rocket February 4, 2010

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Penguin suit

A dinner jacket or tuxedo.

Because the wearer looks like a penguin in it. Simples.

I need to hire a penguin suit for the wedding.

by rodinuk July 26, 2010

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Dirty Penguin

the waddle a person does from the one room to another after realizing that there is no toilet paper in the bathroom.

“Dude, I had to dirty penguin all over the house to find something to wipe with!”

by benboozle January 18, 2013

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Penuse

A disfigured or non-functioning penis.

Girl: Hey Anderson you have a fucked up cock.

Boy: Yeah I know its a penuse

by SQUIRTY BERTY June 10, 2014

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gay penguin

The most awesome type of penguin coz when straight penguins abandon their babys a gay penguin couple will adopt them.

Straight penguin 1: Damn what an ugly baby penguin.
Straight penguin 2: Yeah fuck him let's leave him here.
Gay penguins: oh no lets adopt him!

Awwwww

by Dinosaurs are incredible April 12, 2016

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Penguin slap

A viscous cold blooded slap to the face, associated with the great flipper strength of the emperor penguin

she penguin slapped him when she found out he was cheating on her

by TJ, AKA Penguin October 16, 2005

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Penush - (the act of) when one, among a group of peers or random people, whips out his penis (flaccid or erect) and completely stuns everyone and everything into a complete silence

2. Taking a flaccid penis and "stuffing" it into a vagina or a random hole.

3. A harsh silence inflicted by something sexually shocking.

1. After entering the retirement home, Daniel executed a full out penush. Three people died.

2. She's pretty ugly. I am most likely going to have to penush for awhile and imagine someone hotter...like your sister.

3. A thick, wet, skin-like Penush fell upon the crowd.

by R.H.L. February 2, 2004

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