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Pee On Trucks

Hey bro. I'm gonna go out in the parking lot and pee on trucks. Would you like to join me?
by ConsciousLTD May 14, 2015
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Pedonigger

Lakshman always stares at little girl's tits... Lakshman is such a pedonigger
by Lakshmanisapedonigger August 25, 2018
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Peener Colada

When a woman is fucked in a rotational like fashion that mashes all the shit in her ass to liquid. After intercourse the recipient of the Pener Colada will rush to the bathroom and spill out their previous meal into the bowl and a show of passion.
Babe, that Peener Colada you gave me last night feels like it shaved off three pounds
by Abortion Factory October 13, 2018
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Peen Pal

Your go person for non-committed sexual activity and gratification. A peen pal is always there when ya need to bust da nut.
Rachel has been my peen pal for years. She’s always DTF when I neeed a nut.

She totally said no to a relationship but said she’s down to be my peen pal.
by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
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peena touch

when you firmly grasp one's pecker
Pierre: Richie I'm going to do a peena touch in 3...2....1....
Richie: *screams*

Pierre: No homo

Richie: Oh word
by chungusgirl January 15, 2019
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slay peen

When you go out with your girls on the weekend and try to talk to and hook up with as many men as humanly possible.
"Yo Kelsey and Nicole, you wanna go to Brew Pub and slay peen?"
"Well of course, we would love to participate in the slaying of the peen, I'm wearing my cropped top and body necklace, it just screams 'I want to slay the peen' "
by DJhousekitty February 13, 2015
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i'd pee on her porch

Confusing expression of love/admiration for a woman. Similar to boys pulling a girl's hair on the playground. He really cares for her, but is uncomfortable/awkward about expressing the emotion. This euphemism that sounds vaguely degrading is known to mean that he's actually really in to her.

Can also be used in the accusatory "He'd pee on her porch" - used to call out a "bro" for his love without outright embarassing him and having uncomfortable conversations about real feelings, which should, obviously, be avoided at all times.
"That woman has duel masters degrees, volunteers at the soup kitchen, and has the body of a goddess. I'd pee on her porch"

"Look at Gifford talking to that straight up super vixen, he'd pee on her porch"
by Donghammer Collective February 10, 2015
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