pearler

noun
Someone with obnoxiously white teeth that gleam like they've been bleached by a supernova, blinding everyone around them with a smile that's more weapon than welcome.

Watch out for that pearler at the party—his teeth are brighter than everyone else's futures, what a cunt

by i am jack king hoff March 27, 2026

Pearled

Formed through gentle irritation and care; much like a pearl.. created by epilation followed by smoothing the surface with a soft, pearly glaze, resulting in a luminous, polished finish.

I’ve been wanting to get pearled by GOBALD.ME for monthssss 😵 💫

by Gobald.me January 4, 2026

Ashton Pasley

… funny nice smart only into J’s blonde hair blue eyes looks like Elsa has no phone.

Yooo look at that thick girl over there “that’s ashton Pasley” - jyjy

by Hot moms😍😍 April 21, 2022

Blue pearled

Like blue balls but for vagina havers

He was giving me head but had to go! He left me blue pearled.

by brilliantbimbo69 May 18, 2022

Oliver Wesley Pease

An extremely attractive and hunky person who is the biggest and baddest bird of them all. Loves dnd and is that guy. 22 and single 😉

Did you hear about The Oliver Wesley Pease coming to our school?

by Thercmiv January 30, 2023