Pearson

adj: a descriptor identifying an individual as incredibly handsome and/or sexually dominant. Also can be used to describe one of alpha-male status who possesses an abnormally large penis.

Oh my GOD Jenny, that guy over there is SO Pearson right now! I just can't resist his hypnotic gaze. OH I have the sudden urge to drop trou and sit on his enormous member... OR Becky, that guy is too Pearson... I just jizzed in my pants.

by IamsoPearson March 31, 2009

Parshath

A Centaur that wears the armor of a knight. Is commonly know to cut through anything that tries to defend against it using his oddly shaped sword. Through transcendence into Heaven by the great deity himself he has become the Neo-Parshath, The Sky Paladin. As the Sky Paladin, he commands a vast army of the elite soldiers of Heaven. He gains a great advantage when close to his sanctuary in the sky.

"You'd have better luck attacking the Parshath then trying to block it"

OR

"Holy Hell, that Parshath just cut your soul in two..."

by Shaco Phexion April 15, 2007

Parsippany Hills High School

PHHS is one of the most oppressive high schools in Parsippany, New Jersey. It is located next to St. Christopher's Church and across from Brooklawn Middle School. PHHS is a high school where the 1st amendment of the constitution was used to wipe Dr. G's butt. You can't speak your mind and your freedom of speach is stripped from you. Its a circular school so you can't get lost but it smells like wet dog and fart everywhere you turn. It is full of potheads, druggies, alcoholics, and sluts. These girls need to be tested on the daily. PHHS is one of the wealthiest schools in Morris County, but is run by an evil dictator.

Dr. G: Talk about the administration one more time and you will be suspended!
Student: But I was just using my freedom of speech.
Dr. G: Freedom of speech and all other constitutional rights are not allowed here atParsippany Hills High School!!

by Complainer April 24, 2012

Cameron Pearson

The modern definition for such an arrogant asshole is duck ass. A duckass is a person who is full of them selves. Cameron Pearsons are usally really good looking with a body of hotness. If you ever meet a Cameron you may instintaly fall in love and think your life is complete. Cameron's will tell you every very thing you wanna hear and then turn around and stab you in the back. They will make you so happy and make lots of promises they will eventually break, like stealing, ruining relationships, over eating, underestimating, over exaggerating. Cameron is likely to have stunning hair and a lack of respect. Never trust one. You may think you can tell them anything but really when you don't know they are telling people everything you never wanted anyone to know like, your eating habits, Text messages, or even passwords to bank accounts.

No matter what stay always from Cameron especially a Cameron Pearson.

JOE: My day was awful yesterday, I was with the asshole Cameron Pearson!

by How blow names March 27, 2017

Parsa

Coolest kid with a huge cock and very strong

Dude that Parsa kid looks like he have a big cock

by Sickcant August 7, 2021

yer arse in parsley!

Scottish, but specifically Glaswegian expression for when you talk to someone and you think what they say in response is a load of rubbish, or you don't believe what they are saying.

Away ya go, ya eejit, yer arse in parsley!

by weegiewifey October 18, 2020

parsippany

Parsippany or P-town is a municipality in Morris County, one of the wealthiest counties in the US. Contrary to public opinion, it is not the ghetto of Morris County as many claim it is; that would be Dover. I grew up and went to school here and I can say with confidence that my teachers have taught and prepared me well for college and life. My alma mater (PHHS) might not have had the highest average SAT scores but it did have dedicated teachers who never ceased to challenge me and who have helped mold me into the person I am today. And o yea, PHHS Acadec team owns.

Person: Hahahaha. You live in P-town? Parsippany is soooo ghetto.
Parsippany resident: Well actually there isn't widespread poverty or crime. I have no idea what you're talking about.

by thatguywashere September 21, 2005