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pedophile laugh

when everyone else is asleep and you see something that makes you want to laugh-- loudly. in this case you are forced to let out a small awkward giggle and refrain from your standard cackle, this makes you sound like a pedophile :))))
"i read your text last night at 3am and my pedophile laugh came out"
by minpin rico May 24, 2015
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pedophilican

A politician or political party that ratifies pedophilia through financial or moral support, or utilized as pedophilicanism, a political stance indicating acceptance of pedophilia.
The Republican Party should now be known as the Pedophilicans, because when it comes to running for a United States Senate seat as a Republican, any pedophile can.

If Moore is a pedophile, Trump and the rest of the Republican Party are Pedophilicans.
by keyline26 December 6, 2017
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Pedopholer

(Masculine) A word that a twat and his best friend came up with on a discord call

(Stems from the word 'Pedophile')
I sexually identify as a Pedopholer
by SirrEecho May 14, 2018
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Pedophagia

a person who eats children in a specified manner
That kid was eaten by a man with pedophagia
by Jifiu May 6, 2020
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PedoPutin

Pedoputin short for a pedophile racist terrorist president.
Fella 1: Did you hear Putin is a pedo?
Fella 2: No! I know he is the leader of a terrorist country, but him being a pedo? That surly ain’t true, right?
Fella 1: No it’s all over the news in the Daily Mail! Litvinenko claimed there was videos of Putin having sex with boys!
Fella 2: Whaaaat!!!
Fella 1: Yeah!
Fella 3: What a fucking freak! Let’s henceforth refer to that waste of space as PedoPutin and use #PedoPutin in social media to make it trend and stick for eternity.
Fella 1 & 2: Yeah cool.
by KajmanStan August 21, 2022
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Pedophile High

When you get so high than you become paranoid that your parents only conceived you to molest you. Coined by rapper Reptilian God Mana
You need to watch what you're smoking , you don't want to get Pedophile High.....
by SMACKMAN USA November 19, 2022
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tree pedophiles

-enters zoo- Daddy, can we go see the tree pedophiles?!

Just look at that creepy ass face.
by Your moms vajay February 25, 2014
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