Pastry Case

A Pastry Case is someone of complete incompetence, absolute brainlessness and usually a bad haircut.

Ellis fell out of a trolley on to a sea of purple hamsters fighting each other with olive tree branches!! What a complete Pastry Case!!

by UrbWizard November 20, 2019

Pastry puff

The term in which it is used to describe the female puussayy

Man, did you see the pastry puff on that bitch?

by Cancer99 January 8, 2017