Bad Porridge

Something a guy named Nick aka “Wick Nisely” uses to refer to something posted on Facebook as lame.

“I’m sorry, but your responses are like bad porridge.”

by Mbk13 December 8, 2018

Anal Porridge

A porridge like substance that is made when you try to hold in diarrhea but it leaks out and mixes with other liquids found in that area. This rancid mixture will only occur when you have swampass or duck butter and some of your sewage leaks out and mixes with it.

Bro i was at a McDonald’s bathroom and i swear someone smeared their anal porridge on the mirrors

by Swampyman May 19, 2019

Columbian Porridge

Columbian Porridge is when someone takes a shit, jizzes on it and pisses on it before leaving it in the sun for 6 hrs to enjoy a delicious meal

I woke up on a Saturday to eat some columbian porridge

by Clarrrrky December 7, 2019

Oregon Porridge

An extremely full baby diaper with a soft consistency in the fecal matter.

"You should have seen the Oregon Porridge my kid gave me today."

"Oh yeah, was it a mess?"

"Out the diaper and all over her back, a total disaster."

by bd150 July 22, 2021

Blowing the cartridge

Another way of saying you got a blowjob. This phrase is in reference to how when a cartridge based videogame wasn't working, you blew on the inside of it to remove dust.

Adam had a rough day at work. So his girlfriend started blowing the cartridge for him.

by The Nicholas and the Cage December 29, 2016

Cleaning the Cartridge

The act of removing the penis from the vagina before ejaculation, inserting into the mouth while ejaculating, then putting it back into the vagina

Guy 1: Me and my girl tried cleaning the cartridge last night
Guy 2: How’d it go?
Guy 1: It was tricky, but felt amazing

by longhairedirishman16 July 22, 2020

Audrina Patridge

She is a VERY hot actress on the hilarious 'reality' show The Hills,she has also been in MAXIM and her brain probably got exposed to radiation during some stupid experiment. She is also famous for something that a brainless Artard Scum of a human being can do.(And because she is very hot!!!!)

Audrina Patridge:Hey everybody!
Me:F**k off sexy.

by King Bada55 of Los Angeles! October 16, 2009