Parasitic worm

A worm parasite that feeds off its host. I.e. Pip.

Doctor- "you've got a parasitic worm"

Patient- "No!! This can't be! I'm too old to die!"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Parasite

In DayZ - A person dressed in full military gear, has at least two fully kitted automatic rifles, doesn't speak to you, dances around infront of you like he has ants in his pants, asks you at least five times if you have any 55.6 to trade and tells you that he is a soldier. When asked, doesn't know what an MOS is and proceeds to ask you for ammunition before sprinting off into the horizon, never to be seen again until you restock your tents.

Wow, that guy's a fucking parasite. All he wanted was ammo for his five guns.

by RoryDayZRP September 21, 2017

Parasite baby

When your mom scooped litter while pregnant with you. The litter Parasite is now in control of your skin sak.

You must be a Parasite baby.

by Babblingbrookstudio March 24, 2022

parasitic parasite

an individual who lives off someone who lives off the state

there's Nick the wet nurse parasitic parasite pushing the one legged amputee around 🦽...

by kramallan February 20, 2024

Parasite

1) A person who leaches off its host, by taking any money they did not earn, by means of the host's wages, retirement, or other sources of income, and making no effort themselves to become self-sustaining and a functioning member of society, so that they themselves can become an independent being

2) A person who takes all of what another owns, e.g., property or money, and leaving them with very little to survive, nearly killing off its host, sometimes through the assistance of another, such as an attorney who is no different, who may assist with the slow death of its host through a sales pitch to the judge, that their client deserves to suck it's host dry of its money through alimony

"That poor excuse of a woman is such a parasite, living off her ex husband's money that she never worked for. She should get up and get a job so she can provide for herself. "

by Ex's Take My Life May 23, 2018

parasite

my girlfriend

Miranda is a parasite.

by porkasaurus rex April 5, 2017

dick parasite

Small little parasite that makes your penis bigger. However if the parasite has stayed in his host longer than 5 minutes his penis sooner or later with contract and explode.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem.
Victim: I have gotten a Dick Parasite.

by Cantevenonym June 23, 2016