Dick Joke Paranoia

Basically anyone who believes they're going to get caught with a dick joke at any given moment. Doubting every question and reason.

Person X: *asks anything*
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."

by Vincent Alex January 16, 2023

Lice Paranoia

The Itchy/crawly in the head feeling you get any time someone so much as mentions the word Lice.

My Daughter has lice, I don't have it but because of my Lice Paranoia my heads been itchy all day!

by Shay Porter December 5, 2013

Paranoia

A conversational roll playing game back in the 1990s. What geeks played when they were feeling a little board with AD&D and just wanted a chance to play evil in game pranks on thier friends. Game setting takes place in a vast underground city after the great nuclear war. Players make clone characters in a darkly humurous marchivellian world.

Paranoia is the best game to play in Alpha Complex. The computer says so. You aren't questioning the computer are you?

by Flipped3540 March 29, 2016

Bystanders Paranoia

To feel fear, or to feel threatened, from a situation that you have little control over or that you are not directly affected by. The overwhelming fear is usually not caused by the situation itself but by people exaggerating information to make you obsess over what's going on.

Bystanders Paranoia (or Citizens Paranoia) is different from feeling legitimate fear for yourself and your loved ones due to an outside force that has a significant of hurting you.

Bystanders Paranoia is fear that is, most of the time, brought on by political discourse, in which news sources and journalists over-hype to get you to feel more dependent on said news sources.

The fear will then cause the affected to spend every moment of their time focusing on nothing but how the news tells them to feel about the situation, afraid and unsafe.

Those affected by Bystanders Paranoia will be unable to recognize that the people telling them these stories are only manipulating their fear to get them to listen to more monotonous, disingenuous reports on the situation.

Boy 1: I'm kind of worried about Leann, she been doing nothing but watching CNN and reading ABC News for days. She always seems like she's terrified of something.
Girl 1: I think those news channels gave her Bystanders Paranoia. Poor thing.
Boy 2: I fucking hate journalists. All of them are fags.

by chatterbug779 August 1, 2021

acute Sunday paranoia

A temporary but intense feeling of anxiety, dread, or irrational fear that occurs specifically on Sunday, often in anticipation of the upcoming week. This phenomenon can be linked to the "Sunday Scaries" but is characterized by heightened paranoia, such as excessive worry about work, social interactions, or personal responsibilities. Symptoms may include intrusive thoughts, overanalyzing past or future events, and a sense of impending doom that fades once Monday begins or responsibilities are actively confronted.

I hate having acute Sunday paranoia especially when the boss is a tyrant!

by Noisy Jackets March 7, 2025

Nicki Paranoia Syndrome

Always thinking that Nicki Minaj is dissin or subbing you, usually after she declines to be a feature on your song, or you fail to take her spot.

Person 1: Omg Nicki Minaj is shading me.
Person 2: She is not, you have Nicki Paranoia Syndrome.

by Anonymous112581 October 15, 2022

Paranoia

(Look around you, all those people target you and only you)

That is paranoia

P1: I think that guy is staring at me...
P2: no? he's talking to them over there, do you have paranoia?
P1: I think..

by ♧Collateral◇ July 30, 2022