Panding

To shove a vegetable or fruit/hard substance that is edible up your ass and let another person eat it from tip to tail like a panda eating everything, this is a niche/ kinky bedroom move only done by the risky and the fearless

"Yo I know this is a bit extreme, but I'm kinda hungry. Would you be down to panding?"

"eww, you creep, get away from me."

by ToasterTart September 6, 2025

pinging the loopback

When a man uses his own penis to stimulate his asshole for pleasure, creating a self-contained feedback loop of gratification. A term born from the tech metaphor "loopback" (where a signal is sent back to its source), this act symbolizes the ultimate closed circuit of self-pleasure.

In IT parlance, pinging the loopback address 127.0.0.0 (or typically 127.0.0.1, known as localhost) tests your computer's own network connection, confirming the TCP/IP stack is working by sending data to itself, not an external device, useful for developers to test local applications and diagnose basic network issues before needing the internet.

Origin: Named after the infamous loopback.jpg shock image, which captures the raw, unfiltered moment of a man inserting his penis into his own anus. The term gained traction as a cheeky way to describe the intense, private thrill of solo masturbation.

Examples:
"She’s so into it, she’s already pinging the loopback by the third round."
"The loopback.jpg is the ultimate flex—pinging the loopback is the ultimate flex -- literally in dick flexibility"

Related Terms: Self-pleasure, closed circuit, loopback.jpg, orgasmic feedback loop.

Note: A blend of technical jargon and primal joy, pinging the loopback is both a literal and metaphorical act—proof that sometimes the best circuits are self-made.

After a long day, pinging the loopback was just what he needed. With a little KY, some flexibility, and patience, he would soon jizz in his own asshole and reset his soul.

by nancyscrew January 12, 2026

Ping-Ponging

the last feeling you has with someone Which is probably something like motion sickness. Only it causes you to question your feelings. And that makes you feel sick all the time.
Like a never-ending hangover

Omg I am totally Ping-Ponging between jake and Brian. I think I love Brian more though because he wooed me

by symone.2b September 28, 2015

Co-Paging

When a couple shares joint custody of a social media page and you don't know which one you're fucking talking to.......Basically.

I wish my friend would get out of his wife's pussy and they get separate pages and quit co-paging......I never know who the fucks typing.

by Wig Pusha August 28, 2016

Ping Ponging

1. Wondering around aimlessly in your brain, scatterbrained
2. Unable to focus solely on a one thing at a given time

3. Trying to accomplish too much at one time but cannot accomplish anything

I was ping ponging around today. I feel like I didn't accomplish anything because I was ping ponging around for hours.

by Kitty Kat + Madd Dog Nate January 9, 2018

Sauce Panning

The process of taking a jar of marinara sauce and dumping it onto your partner’s anus or vagina while they’re on their back, as well as onto their stomach, Potentially infecting them but also working as an edible lubricant. Can be enhanced with fucking them using it as actual lube.

Riddick: “Ha! Lilly and I Sauce Panned last night! She enjoyed me licking the Marinara sauce out of her!”
Creg: “I did the same thing with Beth a few months ago. It worked for a while, but now she has maggots!”
Tom: “At least Lilly and Beth were clean; Nancy was on her period and I couldn’t tell the difference, But god is Sauce Panning good!”

by dongerMcWonger January 29, 2020

@everyone Pinging Day

@everyone pinging day is the day in december 9 where you can ping everyone for 24 hours if you want

person 1: @everyone
person 2: why are you doing that?
person 1: its @everyone Pinging Day

by anonymous December 9, 2020