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Pandemic Boyfriend

A guy you are seriously dating during a pandemic, but do not plan to have a longterm relationship with post-pandemic.
My pandemic boyfriend IS my social bubble.

We get along really well, but he's got kind of an anger issue. Still, I don't know how I'd get through this quarantine without pandemic boyfriend.
by i8civilization January 15, 2021
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Pandemeering

The practice of using isolation and/or quarantine due to major outbreaks of infectious disease(s) to attract customers
Those commercials about safe, no-contact, home delivery of things like heat-and-eat meals by auto-renewing subscription strike me as pandemeering.
by Texano February 5, 2021
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Pandemic Virgin

One who went thru all of Covid-19 with out sex
I started covid single so I was forced to become a Pandemic Virgin
by Defecter May 11, 2021
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global pooping pandemic

where everybody all has to poop at the same time
did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”
by ddisy May 12, 2025
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Pandemic Badonkanitis

Pandemic Bandokanitis... it's been plauging many these past two years, and I'm sorry that you've become affected.

Symptoms include:

Having a thick ass

Catching gazes with every step

Having songs written about that honky tonk badonka-donk

Becoming tiktok famous for, as they call it "That cake" and many more...

Is there a cure for being curvaceous and tantalizing? None really knows, but we are here for you and will support you along the way with every swing of your thicc as... I uh mean swing in your step, my bad🚶 ♂️ 🥵
Sheila: there she goes, with that pandemic badonkanitis, she's gotten so much cake from it!

Bart: I agree!
by Gaefaeinc March 4, 2022
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Post-Pandemic Depression

The depression that sets in after the "pandemic" is over and there are a million assholes everywhere again.
God, I miss the "pandemic". I have post-pandemic depression. I don't know if I can go back to a world filled with assholes everywhere. Make it stop!
by anonymous September 6, 2023
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Pandemic Pussy

When you haven’t had dick in so long bc of a pandemic, that it goes back to factory settings.
Ava: omg I got that gorilla grip now
Carleigh: You got that pandemic pussy
by Carcallz April 17, 2020
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