Paddle Axe

Any video game paddle belonging to Next Gen consoles like XBOX 360 and PS3.

Give me the paddle axe.
Anyone seen my wireless paddle axe?

by Adam Duguay February 18, 2008

padded bus

The sped bus that is also padded on the outside... can't be too careful when transporting speds!

Girl 1: Hey, look! It's the sped bus!!
Girl 2: Is it... padded on the outside?!
Girl 1: Yeah I think it is!
Girl 2: The speds ride the padded bus, yo!

by deliah May 2, 2008

goo paddle

When a guy ejaculates in his hand and smacks a girl across the face like a paddle.

After I nutted I hit that bitch with a goo paddle.

by Jumpoff A Bridge Mixtape!! May 21, 2008

Fuck Paddle

Long handled paddle with a broad surface, generally used to beat one's
self to sustain an erection.

Pass me the fuck paddle, i'm starting to look like a wind sock.

by Steph Normandeau January 14, 2005

Puddled

To have, after some sexual act, reduced one's partner to a state of passivity via an extraordinary orgasm.

When one is 'puddled', he/she is unable to move, speak or think coherently. They have, effectively, 'melted into a puddle'.

Girl 1: My gosh, he was so good, he totally puddled me.
Girl 2: I'm so jealous! I haven't been puddled in ages...

Guy: I'm going to absolutely puddle you.
Girl: YESSSS!!!

by kiwicheeky October 24, 2012

Paddle

A code word used by parents said to their children, really meaning that they are going to a couple's anal sex orgy for a few hours.

Mom: Me and Daddy are going to paddle tonight, well be back at 11!

Spencer: Ok Mom have fun! I hope you win!

by Mystic Hugin February 4, 2013

Paddle Sex

Using a paddle instead of a dick for anal. Paddle Sex occurs when the back paddler is passing up their paddle to the front person and goes into the persons anus. The person giving the paddle to the other can twist it for pleasure or push it in deeper if the other person is horny.

Michael: You wanna change paddles?

Shelby: Sure!
*OW! That hurts! Wait....go harder!*

Michael: I hope you liked paddle sex! Now it's my turn.

by Sara Mindell January 28, 2009