Ho parade

Any event where three or more girls of less than reputable status will be present.

Yo, you going to the ho parade Saturday? I heard EVERYONE is going to get laid.

by KmartTerrorist June 24, 2010

wank parade

Wanking more than 3 times in night, usually while maintaining nudity.

Last Thursday i was bored while home alone so i decided to have a wank parade to pass time

by stuy.bee November 22, 2010

Brownie Parade

A parade in celebration of brownies where copious amounts of Titos is consumed and the only laugh allowed is a slow "huh-huh"!

Unsure if this is a real event or a figment of a schizophrenic episode.

Roberto on a phone call, "Do you have da Titos for the Brownie Parade *huh-huh*?"

John, "Is Roberto off his medication again?"

by Bobby Roberto April 19, 2023

Pat's Parade

An excessive celebration thrown over the achievement of an unearned goal obtained by false means that only a minority of the population accept as legitimate

Example 1: After being down by 20 points during a pickup basketball game, the person announced "this point wins the game!" After said announcement, the person charged at the hoop, sank a layup, and roared in "victory". He then marched around the gym like a bafoon while everyone in the gym watched his Pat's Parade in disgust.
Example 2: After Judge Berman allowed Brady to escape his, what seemed at the time to be, his inevitable punishment, Patriots fans joined together in mass unison in to form a Pat's Parade that rivaled the gathering in Jonestown. If only it had the same result.

by KPeffin'YourMom October 19, 2015

parade wave

A slight hand gesture used to wave for prolonged periods of time (like during a parade)or as a casual non-verbal greeting to friends. With the arm bent at the elbow, the waver turns their wrist back and forth exposing the front and then the back of the hand in a single motion.

I didn't feel like talking so I gave her a quick parade wave as I walked by.

by Hackermom November 3, 2005

The Black Parade

FUCKING AMAZING new cd by the band My Chemical Romance.

Everyone should by My Chemical Romance's new cd The Black Parade.

by House of Wolves October 20, 2006

pasadena

Pasadena... aka the Bubble. Just when you think you can get out, it snaps you back in. Where people drive pimped out Cavaliers and Civics and we get excited about restaurants that give you free bread. We take road trips for fun blaring old music that will never die. We picnic outside Wendy's because the dining room closes at 10 p.m. Yea... that's right? Who wouldn't want to live here?

As for the free bread... Texas Roadhouse has the best in the Dena.

by Kim and Nicole March 12, 2005