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pumpkin in pants 

A large bulge of fatty tissue below the belt line and above the crotch. A large enough bulge will cause a fully expanded pair of pleated slacks to closely resemble a pumpkin.
Embarassingly, the mans pumpkin in pants toppled his iced mocha when he stood up from the table.
pumpkin in pants by T'ardstrong January 29, 2008

pumpkin blumpkin 

The standard blumpkin affair with a twist: instead of the usual mouth hug while taking the browns to the super bowl, she (or he if you're so inclined) dons a jack-o-lantern (preferably of the toothless persuasion) and then blumpkins you to orgasm. It's a seasonal thing - like the bj version of the shamrock shake.
It was Halloween night and I could tell magic was in the air when a jack-o-lantern was giving me head on the toilet, the old "pumpkin blumpkin"
pumpkin blumpkin by steve ryans October 4, 2009

pumpkin fart 

A fart that smells both like shit and the inside of a pumpkin.
That's the worst fart I've ever smelled, it must be a pumpkin fart.
pumpkin fart by Bob33 November 3, 2007

Pumpkin Bitch 

Overly spray-tanned drunk slut. From the movie No Strings Attached.
You look like a pumpkin bitch!
Pumpkin Bitch by poseysbetter March 4, 2011

Pumpkin Party

A rager to which you must bring a fresh pumpkin. Generally held during the Halloween season.
Dude, why do you have a pumpkin?" "I thought it was a pumpkin party" "What the fuck, where did you get that?" "Yo, they had way too many pumpkins anyways...
Pumpkin Party by Rack 'Em Willie December 4, 2010

Pumpkin Slut 

Female who loves all things halloween. Starts celebrating as soon as the weather gets even slightly chilly.
She was such a pumpkin slut, she put her halloween decorations out in august
Pumpkin Slut by ChasesButterfly September 8, 2019