Professional Gamer

Virgin.

"He claims to be a professional gamer, but really he's a 30 year old fat slob who lives in his mom's basement."

by mastertoast December 23, 2008

professional female

A female that has graduated from a school and already has a degree, and works full time. Not to be confused with a stripper. Usually in mid twenties or a little older.

Person 1: So what are you doing know as far as your professional career?
Person 2: I'm a professional female.
Person 1: You are a stripper?
Person 2: No I work full time at a law office.

by Crystal K February 5, 2007

Professional Victim

One who feigns helplessness to garner support, sympathy or attention, usually the "I'm so helpless" female trope,
but if you call them on it, will then attempt to turn it back on you, saying "YOU'RE the problem."

1: How's your relationship with Meg going?
2: Yeah... Called her out on not texting me back for a week... She said I shouldn't "pressure her" and "Her life was hard" and "I should understand"
1: HOLY SHIT... She went "Professional Victim"?
2: Yep... TOTALLY.

by Conscious Thinker February 26, 2023

synthetic and professional

something Looks neat/ beautiful and keeping up to professionalism

like and Architectural Portfolio is synthetic and professional

by BK_EmpireState September 23, 2013

Professional fuckee

Someone who is a fuckee and makes a living with it.
Fancy way of saying prostitute.
$ -> SEX

Teacher : What do you think of as your future career?
Girl : I will be be a professional fuckee.
Teacher : (puzzled) Could you tell us about that job?
Girl(Bitch) : It is a professional job that requires 'special education'(sex) from primary or secondary school.

You can earn much money, but it requires certain physical traits.

This is also a very traditional job, since it has existed since the dawn of civillization.
Teacher(Naive): OK.

by Jekr December 30, 2018

Professional Poo

A poo which is undertaken with such professionalism and competence that no wiping is required afterwards. Eliminating the need for toilet roll.

Oh man there was no toilet roll, had to make sure I did a professional poo!

by notquitsure December 28, 2015

Professional shaper

A union driver that bounces barn to barn, never landing a spot on the list, because no employer wants to add them to the list. They just use and abuse them when busy then just throw them out like a rubber.

The no.6 man asked the shoppie, “hey Jim, where’s scumbaggio?”

Jim replied: “fuck do I know, he ain’t on the list, he’s a professional shaper, last year he had 47 w2’s”

by Jimbeam813 November 7, 2018