Award given to those who have made a lasting impact to Kawaii culture. Almost all nominees are filled with weeaboos or 6 to 15 year olds.
Current winners are:
Rune Naito - Father of Kawaii
Current winners are:
Rune Naito - Father of Kawaii
Alfred Nobel's intention of the Nobel Kawaii Prize in his will, along with the other five awards:
"The interest is to be divided into six equal parts and distributed as follows: one part to the person who made the most important discovery or invention in the field of physics; one part to the person who made the most important chemical discovery or improvement; one part to the person who made the most important discovery within the domain of physiology or medicine; one part to the person who, in the field of literature, produced the most outstanding work in an idealistic direction; one part to the person who has done the most or best to advance fellowship among nations, the abolition or reduction of standing armies, and the establishment and promotion of peace congresses; and one part to the person who crafts a lasting impact on the art of Kawaii culture."
- Not Alfred Nobel, 1895
"The interest is to be divided into six equal parts and distributed as follows: one part to the person who made the most important discovery or invention in the field of physics; one part to the person who made the most important chemical discovery or improvement; one part to the person who made the most important discovery within the domain of physiology or medicine; one part to the person who, in the field of literature, produced the most outstanding work in an idealistic direction; one part to the person who has done the most or best to advance fellowship among nations, the abolition or reduction of standing armies, and the establishment and promotion of peace congresses; and one part to the person who crafts a lasting impact on the art of Kawaii culture."
- Not Alfred Nobel, 1895
by Anony. Res October 11, 2023
Get the Nobel Kawaii Prizemug. an award given out yearly for being the shittiest employee at barnes and noble WITHOUT getting fired.
"man look at Tim. hes late everyday, comes in high as hell, drinks all the coffee at the bar and sleeps on the reading sofa and hes STILL not been fired. hes a shoo-in for the noble prize this year".
by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024
Get the noble prizemug. A mission embarked upon by a horny dude, with the objective being to get laid --- i.e., to access da warm juicy "prize" between a woman's legs by "entering" said delectable orifice wif his lulu.
Slick Willie apparently wasn't satisfied with just his own wife's crotch-offerings; da "stir-crazy stallion" instincts dat eternally smoldered between his own loins caused him to frequently embark on an "enter-prize" to seek possibly-greener pastures outside da matrimonial corral.
by QuacksO November 19, 2021
Get the enter-prizemug. A small woman who is awsum wow and is a real treasure and privilege to have in your life- quite like a Nobel Prize. She fits into small places and loves to be polished. Only the luckiest of people get to have a Mel Bell Prize in their life.
by Icky Bicky Princess August 2, 2022
Get the Mel Bell Prizemug. by DEEJAY1 July 20, 2017
Get the prized cockmug. Wiping soiled toilet paper on a bathroom stall door as a surprise for the next guest. Not to be confused with a “Detroit Door Stop”which is a pile of feces that jams a door open.
After blowing a grip of coke I ran to the stall to take a shit and did not realize I got a Detroit Door prize til I swiped right on my smart phone and saw the shit streak
by Hot Dog Goblin November 18, 2017
Get the Detroit Door Prizemug. Someone who who does inordinately strange things. This person is can often cause annoyance and distress to others as a result of their odd behaviour
by Lil prizey November 11, 2022
Get the Prizemug.