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Donald J Trump was feeling lonely in his office one day when he had a preposterous thought and decided to call up his fellow candidate Joe Biden to film some presidential porn. In doing so, he could get more votes and be re-elected. Biden came over, startled by the request, and Trump advanced on the man from behind when his guard was down. Biden moaned by accident. Trump smirked in satisfaction that his plan was working and with the new discovery of presidential porn, America would begin a new era of greatness.
by ThEcUrRyMaN October 30, 2020
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Presidential Mask

When you ejaculate on your partner’s face and then have them roll their face in a pile of paper money. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep.
Hey Cam, I cashed my stimulus check and my wife said I could give her a presidential mask!
by Biggest Boss Man May 23, 2021
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Presidential Mask

When you ejaculate on your partner’s face and then let them role their face in a pile of paper money. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep.
Hey Cameron, I cashed my stimulus check and my wife said I could giver her a presidential mask!
by Biggest Boss Man May 23, 2021
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Presidential Portrait

Another word for a police photograph (mug-shot), in reference to the police photograph taken of the 45th president of the United States in the Fulton County jail in the year 2023.
The businessman committed tax evasion, so now he is being prosecuted and his Presidential Portrait is all over the news.
by Talos_Auto September 04, 2023
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An award bestowed by the president of the United States to recognize people who have made "an especially meritorious contribution to the security or national interests of the United States, world peace, cultural or other significant public or private endeavors". The Presidential Medal of Freedom and the Congressional Gold Medal are the highest civilian awards of the United States. The award is not limited to U.S. citizens and, while it is a civilian award, it can also be awarded to military personnel and worn on the uniform. It was established in 1963 by President John F. Kennedy, superseding the Medal of Freedom that was established by President Harry S. Truman in 1945 to honor civilian service during World War II.
In the picture below, Vice President Joe Biden earned the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2017 with distinction.
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Presidential Facial

When you go to Mount Rushmore and bust a nut on all four presidents.
Friend 1: Yo dude I just took a road trip to South Dakota!
Friend 2: Did you get that Presidential Facial?
Friend 1: Yes sir!
by The_Russiann November 09, 2015
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Presidential N64

The N64 that the President plays while the illuminati does all his/her work for them.
Hey, new information about the presidential N64 was just released.

Really?! What does it look like?

Like a N64. Duh.
by bob saget4444 May 18, 2017
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