Originally a marijuana plant on the desk of a MAD Magazine writer, but is now an avocado plant. Arthur appears in the backdrop of comic strips in MAD magazine to this day, and has grown more and more leaves over the years.
by Drewsus Christ January 24, 2009
Get the Arthur the Potted Plant mug.The cultural epoch accompanying the impending collapse in prestige of higher education as vast oversupplies of professional academicians epically fail at life vying for imaginary positions in nonexistent job markets for debt-laden intellectuals who know absolutely nothing about anything that is capable of turning a profit
“I was certain that ... once I racked up $120K in debt on 5 years of Ivy League undergrad and then wasted the earning potential of my 20’s surviving on Ramen in a post grad program preparing to piss away all future job prospects obtaining a PhD in ideological bullshit ... surely I would finally be positioned to achieve true fulfillment in the 2nd half of my life.”
— earliest known suicide note of the PostDocalypse, written circa 2019 on the back of a FAFSA print out
— earliest known suicide note of the PostDocalypse, written circa 2019 on the back of a FAFSA print out
by Jarretocracy July 18, 2019
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The serial poster is someone on facebook that joins groups to post excessively ( at least a dozen posts back to back ) to drown out any other posts from other group members for maximum attention yet never comments on anyone else's posts & never clicks the "like" button the person is only there for the high they get from others liking what they posted & ignoring all other group members.
"Mr. Smith" always posts twenty or more posts back to back but never clicks "like" or gives comments nor compliments about anyone else's music posts. He is a serial poster & is only seeking attention.
by Mark2020 August 18, 2016
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by Teh butt s3x0rs May 3, 2010
Get the Posterior Motive mug.Usually used (by males) as a slang term to let one know that you're planning on masturbating. This comes from the knowledge that semen is of a sticky, glue-like consitancy, and would be perfect for, well; hanging posters.
Sal: "Hey, Jerry, you wanna hang out? Maybe get some lunch?"
Jerry: "Sure, but I just got a look down your mom's blouse and I really feel like hanging posters. I'll call you when I'm finished".
Sal: "Yeah, I know the feeling. I think I'll go hang some posters as well".
Jerry: "Sure, but I just got a look down your mom's blouse and I really feel like hanging posters. I'll call you when I'm finished".
Sal: "Yeah, I know the feeling. I think I'll go hang some posters as well".
by Babies September 13, 2008
Get the hanging posters mug.Rob: Yo, my cigs not lit. Can i light it with yours?
Caroline: Sure man.
Rob: Thanks
Caroline: Lol, you just got ported.
Caroline: Sure man.
Rob: Thanks
Caroline: Lol, you just got ported.
by Bobby Boosha December 31, 2010
Get the Ported mug.A poop-toot. Usually occurs when someone is feeling gassy and bloated and tries to push a little fart out to relieve some pressure. The end result is a runny, light brown mess soaking up your underpants.
by michael "i'm way too" long July 16, 2006
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