give birth to a politician

To excrete solid bodily waste; to take a shit. The implication that the average politician is a(greedy, corrupt, duplicitous)piece of shit(which is true, in most cases).

"I'll be right back; I gotta go give birth to a politician."

by Jeff Wagenhals July 13, 2007

Politically Correct

The term for any word or phrase that doesn't offend a group of people.

How to be politically correct
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As long as you don't have any prejudices about a group of people then you will be naturally politically correct. The term is mostly popular with those who are hateful and think that being polite to someone is the same thing as surrendering to someone.

Conversation about being politically correct
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Cashier: Happy holidays!

Christian Customer: Don't you mean "merry Christmas"? You don't have to be politically correct.

Cashier: No, this is a grocery store that welcome to all people so we don't assume every person who buys from us to be Christian.

by iluvluvbid January 7, 2012

Political Prejudice

One the biggest problems in American and world politics.
Political Prejudice Negative effects can been seen everywhere.
In Congress/Parliament, in the Media, around your community, and in your own home.
Political Prejudiced can stall legislators hampering progress as well as preventing politicians from finding common ground.

Political Prejudiced can not be found in one party or political philosophy.

Everyone is a victim of Political Prejudice.

by ????^_^???? September 30, 2007

political correctness

How the DEMOCRATS divided this country and splintered us into two Americas.

We were NOT this divide before Bill Clinton.That is a fucking fact!

And I voted for the fucker so don't tell me otherwise you bloody nutsuckers!

Clinton is evil!!!!!

I think he's the devil...

by oh crap we're fucked August 5, 2004

Political Science

The study of manipulating sheep to get votes

Political science represents the pinnacle of complete and utter bullshit

by C-Mills March 26, 2008

political correctness

The new racism that was invented by leftists.

Political correctness is really nothing more than a new way to promote prejudice

by Marshall Rousso October 18, 2006

Political Junkie

One who is obsessed with all things politcal, watches C-SPAN, and votes in every election. Rachel Maddow is often credited with coining this term.

I am such a political junkie, I need to stop writing emails to Senator Feinstein and get out more.

by longsnapper93 January 1, 2011