poffey

Taking a shit on a stove and turning it on full heat. The effect is a burning shit that begins to rise like bread if used on a gas stove. Once the stove is on though, turn a pot over on top of the shit and put a pillow on top. The pillow will not catch on fire because of the magic of the poffey.

Used primarily in Britain.

"Dude I just made a poffey in Allistar's house."

"Mate, his mummy will be quite angry."

by ClitTape October 10, 2008

poffa's

A brand new dutch term for abusing policemen.

pronunciation: poh-faahs

Shit, we got some poffa's right behind us!

My dad had a warning from a poffa

by Ramonpep May 15, 2007

pofl

Pounding on the floor laughing.

you are so funny, im pofl.

by Genious from the block February 27, 2008

POFS

(P)sycho (O)ps (F)riday (S)yndrome. The after effects of a user that has come in to contact with POF. Symptoms include curling up in the fetal position and weeping quietly to yourself while mumbling 'I'll show them, I'll show them all'.

-- You have been kicked from #php by Dana (welcome to #php! Today is POF and this is what you get.. :D)

by Wookiee March 18, 2005

soggle poff

a waffle that is used as a weapon; a waffle that has been in a pond

Hannah: back off or i swear i'll throw a soggle poff at you
Guy: Man...if i had a nickle for every time ive heard that.

by CookieNinja March 18, 2008

POFL

Peeing On The Floor Laughing.

It's the next step up from ROFL.

Alex started off ROFL, but it eventually turned into POFL much to her dismay.

by Sarah210984 July 13, 2011

pofc

the word that denny the swiftirc admin use if he means ofcourse

Stajo: he !ud works :O
denny: pofc

by dragen_lalalalla October 13, 2011