Pitadingy

When you wake up before work and want to have sex but need to get ready. To assist the girl in getting ready the male rubs her deodorant on his penis and then has sex with both her arm pits. Thus providing a sexual experience while assisting in getting ready.

Hey babe, I’m late for work I don’t have time to have sex and get ready, wanna just give me a pitadingy?

by EzFix July 13, 2019

Pitydick

Part of the badass saying for when someone is constantly feeling sorry for themselves and you just wanna slap them. The saying being: "sorry I can't hear you over the pitydick in your mouth"

"ugh I swear no one loves me, I'm going to be alone forever"

"Margret, I'm you friend so I'm allowed to say this, but I can't hear you over the pitydick in your mouth

by ImBoredHalp April 16, 2019

PTSD

PTSD is a mental disorder that makes u have flashbacks and nightmares of a terrifying accident.

Erik got PTSD after he tried to make noodle wok.

“Hey Erik , hows the noodle wok going?”
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Noodle flashback intensity’s

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Sketch-pits

The term is used to describe the nature of one freaking out or acting worried as if it were a chronic disease that they acquired as a young child.

The word sketch comes from someone freaking out or acting strange or worried.

I.E. Dude, why are you sketching out?

Translation: Dude, why are you freaking out?

Kid 1: Dude, I'm freaking out; I don't feel safe siting here in this car, there might be police around

kid 2: What's wrong man you got the sketch-pits?

by Mr. Sketch Pits April 6, 2010

ptsd

pussy that’s so delicious

she got ptsd

by junior0987 March 30, 2022

pissdick

similar to shitass, as it is used to describe bank tellers but at non Bank One branches.

That little pissdick didn't give me all of my money back.

by enraged bank one customer February 14, 2005

pitd

Punch in the dick.

Goddamn that dude is seriously out of control, he needs a pitd.

by too_tarck March 12, 2009