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Such a pity

Used to describe something that is pitiful. It is usually muttered under your breath, so that the someone a/o something doesn't hear how you feel about them.
Sarah: It doesn't look that far.

Jareth: It's further than you think. Time is short. You have 13 hours in which to solve the Labyrinth before your baby brother becomes one of us forever. Such a pity.
by Ross-Bass April 25, 2010
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Pity Click

A Pity Click occurs when a user is surfing the world wide web and clicks on a paid advertisement for a web site that either sucks or clearly does not make any money. Even though the user has no intention of purchasing the advertised good or service, he or she realizes that by clicking the ad, the web site owners will make some money.
I found this cool website that lets you download music for free. I got so much good stuff from them that I gave them a pity click so that they get some money.
by TheJerkMan March 13, 2008
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pinty

Just enough to not complain about, but not enough to be satisfied.
My french fries are pinty, you got way more.
by P-Tor March 27, 2012
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Pity Perversion

Lewd attention or acts directed to persons (sometimes with low self esteem) in order to bolster confidence.
Laura: "Boo-hoo! I'm so hideous!"

Twelve-Inch-Tony: "Baby, just looking at you is getting my dick hard. Check it out..."

Laura: "OH MY! Thanks for the pity perversion!"
by wingwax August 11, 2009
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Pity Baiter

Expressing sadness or misfortune in a very vague way so as to bait other people in to asking "what's wrong?" so they can receive pity. Most commonly happens with Facebook status updates such as:
Why do they feel so lumpy?

I wish Oprah were here...she would understand...

I just don't see the point anymore...

It's ok, I'm fine being by myself.

Well, I did my best at least...

Annoyed listener: Oh shut the hell up already, you're such a pity baiter and I'm not biting.
by Myriad Personalities April 19, 2011
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Twisty Pisty

The act of a woman giving a backwards hand-job to a male, while the pinky finger is two knuckles deep inside the penis hole.
Person 1: Fuck bro, my dick hole is so sore and swollen after last night..

Person 2: Oh man, did you pick up an STI?

Person 1: Nah, Sharon got carried away last night and gave me a Twisty Pisty.

Person 2: Worth it?

Person 1: Yea man, there's no better feeling than simultaneously bleeding and cumming at the same time.
by DYSMITH May 3, 2013
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Wagwan Pifting

A word said to a woman stating that they are hot and you like them
by Retarded boi October 9, 2019
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