bloomer puddin

Sticky substance that oozes from one's vaginia after sex and collects in the crotch of her panties.

When she got home late last night, Sara's husband inspected her underwear for "bloomer puddin'".

by Preston Travis Fitzgerald May 20, 2007

What if the world was made of pudding?

A rebuttal to an absurd, completely uncompounded, and over the top argument or statement.

Idiot: Well what if he invited you over to kidnap or kill you?
Intellectual: What if the world was made of pudding?

by Fish985 December 17, 2022

Banana puddin

Code for sex. A discrete way to suggest a romp without alerting any innocents.

As in: My banana - your puddin

or, Your banana - my puddin

Girl: Do you like banana puddin? (do you wanna go fuck?)

Boy: Definitely (yes)

*Quietly sneak away

by SZfiftyfour July 7, 2011

phudi

vagina

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Pudding Smack

When a girl gives a guy a hand job. After he cums, the girl catches it in mid-air and smacks him in the face.

Dude, I was haveing sex with Jessica and she pudding smacked me.

by Lizards Are Coolish June 17, 2009

cooked a pudding

To shit, poop, crap, dump, pinch a loaf, drop deuce, defecated, take a dump, go number 2, do dookie, take a shit, drop a load, drop the kids off at the pool, shart, take the browns to the superbowl, blast a dookie, spray mud, hershey squirts, upper decker, tussle with the toilet, shitting, do a deuce nugget, burn a mule, battling the brown juggernaut, brawl with the bowl, pitch a loaf, do doo doo, juggernaut runs... Usually soft.

This occurs when one has a viral infection, when one is under excessive mental stress, or when one eats too much greasy fast-food.

{John} Dude, what took you so long??
{Bill} I cooked a pudding. :-3

Sorry I was late. I was cooking pudding all morning.

{Jack} Hey, Jill... Wanna mess around?
{Jill} Sure... But give me ten minutes. I have to go cook some pudding first.

by Dodqe September 24, 2010

pudding skins

The firm outer edge of a bowl of pudding that forms after leaving the container in a refrigerator (often uncovered) for several days.

"Hmmm...look at that delicious chocolate pudding!"
"Watch out for the pudding skins!"

by Levi W. January 28, 2008