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Livingston Parish

Also known as "LP", it is a poor part of Louisiana where everyone assumes outside the parish we are racist, uneducated, rednecks, meth addicts, or products of incest. We are not, lol.
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by WalkerWildcat2014 October 30, 2011
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periscoping

The act of whipping the dicc out while fully erect and placing it carefully between the gut and the elastic of your underwear/assorted leg covering. This aids in either concealing the tiny/enormous size of the male anatomy. Males usually partake in this action while either being embarassed by their size or if they for example are asked to come to the front of the classroom for a presentation "at the wrong time".
Ah shit son mah dicc is soo rock hard right now and Mrs. Cocklesuck just called me up to the front of the class to present for show-and-tell. I guess Ill just tuck it like a periscope...also known as periscoping.
by BIG BLACK DICC July 22, 2007
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external peristalsis

that act of moving the chips in the bag without actually touching them
Oh that guy is eating his chips using external peristalsis
by dashoaa February 24, 2008
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Brittany Parish

A really great girl. A rough past has made her a strong woman. She loves people and loves to help. Likes to joke and lighten the mood. Brittany has always tryed to be a people fixer and every relationship she has been in has been with someone she considered "broken". As much as She denies it she enjoys the finer things, Brittany definately feels like she must work for everything she has or wants. Over all one of a kind girl.
Gintry: Brittany Parish really is the sweetest girl.
by The One Who MATTERS. September 12, 2011
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Periscope

When an allen wrench is inserted into an orifice (anus or vagina) and gingerly twisted around, by which the insert-ee can feel sensations that they normally don't feel with an ordinary probe.
My dildo feels great, but that periscope touched me in ways that I've never felt before.
by Fitchio October 8, 2011
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Pervish

Traditional Irish Music Band from Limerick, Ireland. They play pervy, high-quality Irish music. For more information see www.bebo.com/pervish.
Pervish Band members - Rosie Ni Galloglaidh, Matt Griffin, Fionn O Dalaigh, Maria Ward, Yvonne Bolton, and Kevin Jones.
by Goats Cheese April 5, 2009
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assumption parish

a parish in southern louisiana about 70 miles west of new orleans where everyone assumes they live in a town, even though 72% of the parish is unincorpirated. about 25,000. 90% of the population lives along bayou lafouche or nearby nieghborhoods, 9% live in pierre part, a town literally in the middle of nowhere, and the other 1% live in the dumpster behing assumption high school, or permenantly loiter pop-n-go's. i would not recommend living here unless you enjoy being bored all the time and enjoy economic inconvience.
Peter: Where do you live?

Josh: Assumption parish

Peter: Where is that?

Josh: On the other side of Thibodaux, Morgan City, Donaldsonville, the place nobody ever goes because theres no reason at all to come here.

Peter: Oh I'm sorry
by datkidkidlolseeme December 12, 2010
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