Penis Repellent

A natural repellent that certain females tend to excrete. It causes males to be driven away from said female, resulting in her lack of sex. Examples of penis repellent are but are not limited to: being but ugly, smelling like rancid pussy, or even if she is the sexiest person you've ever seen, she may be a total bitch. That alone qualifies as instant penis repellent

Rndm Guy: Look! I don't care how fucking sexy you may be, you need to drop that bitch attitude if you ever want to stop excreting penis repellent!!!!! *Sexy chick flashes tits* Rndm Guy: Your wish is my command...

by Xero _ Manifest January 20, 2011

Penis-Nuts

(noun)- A strange and rare condition where the affected has two stout, often chode-type penises in place of a sac with two testicles. Always coupled with Ball-Cock.

See Ball-Cock

a: Dude, I heard Simon has penis-nuts!
b: No way! that's so messed up. Wait, so does that mean he has a ball-cock too?
a: No shit. You can't have three penises. It goes against the laws of science. Didn't you ever take Biology?

by kevcoch January 28, 2008

penis stories

Stories that men tell, usually to one another, related to fighting, fucking or working out.

I used to halfway listen to the penis stories being told all day long through my partially open window while I sat working at my desk at the prison.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 11, 2019

Edging a penis

To playfully tease and have fun with a penis during a blowjob.

John was getting head off Veronica and she began edging his cock by rubbing his bellend and John couldn't help but cum. Veronica loves edging a penis

by Your local bible November 20, 2017

Penis mentality

A girl who dates or hooks up like a man.

First person- She can easily have a relationship involving sex but not get attached or any sort of feelings involved.

Second person- I know she has such a penis mentality.

by Prodegius September 29, 2009

penis gravity

An irresistible force that draws women to your penis, or toward any penis, vibrator, or other shaft like object.

Man, my penis gravity was intense last night. All the bitches at the bar were trying to fuck me.

by username90210 September 13, 2011

Penis Alarm Clock

The act of taking your penis and smacking someone until they wake up

" How'd you like the penis alarm clock this morning"

by ConStart September 13, 2016