Peeft

So unfathomably pissed off that you have a breakdown

“Yo Im straight up peeft bro”

by Peeftup November 6, 2019

Peenfurger

A harsh opinion/phrase you would name your friend in some sort of argument.

Can also mean: to butter your lettuce with excitement and with an intense manner.

Hey, shutup you peenfurger - who are you joe whittick?

by dank.boatt February 12, 2020

slay peen

When you go out with your girls on the weekend and try to talk to and hook up with as many men as humanly possible.

"Yo Kelsey and Nicole, you wanna go to Brew Pub and slay peen?"
"Well of course, we would love to participate in the slaying of the peen, I'm wearing my cropped top and body necklace, it just screams 'I want to slay the peen' "

by DJhousekitty February 13, 2015

Weenie Peenie

A word used to discribe someone with a small penis.

Jeez... I love him so much but he has such a weenie peenie! I cant take it!

by PussyGoLucky August 10, 2019

peentang

noun, refering to the tangy taste left in one's mouth after sucking a penis. Usually only women and gay men come to know this feeling, but this word is often used by straight men to express distaste of anything. Also can be used to describe a wuss male.

Peentang! that was soo stupid.
Dude your such a fucking peentang, just take a hit.

by n8d0g October 25, 2006

Peenist

A word that comes from people mishearing the word, Pianist. It was also known to be seen in one of the episodes of the

show, "Animaniacs". Instead of playing the piano you play with a PEEEEENI---(Gets Demonitized)!

Boy: What are you doing?!
Dad: Being a Peenist~~;)

by K-WILL-SUE-YOU October 22, 2019

Peenis

What the guy has who stands a minimum of one foot away from a public urinal while urinating, usually with one fist planted on each hip. Also usually accompanied with a slow side to side motion of the head while grinning and nodding.

Guy at public urinal: "JFC, look at THAT peenis!!"

Me: *grin*

by Tripod66 November 5, 2013