peacock

A person (usually male) dressing, acting or talking in a way to draw an access amount of attention to themselves usually deriving from a lack of attention as a child, a bit of ego-mania and causing surrounding onlookers to hate their fucking guts.

It's the adult equivalent of saying, "Hey mom, look at me. Look at me! LOOK AT ME! Watch what I can do!"

The peacock can take many forms. This can be a Jersey shore asshole or a hipster fuck. Multiple polos with the collars up or massive ears plugs and tattoos on the neck. The result is the same.

Dude 1: Why is that guy wearing a top hat in the bar?
Dude 2: Because he's a peacock motherfucker

During a conversation at a party:

Guy 1 to guy 2: Fuck, man. Last night work was a nightmare. Right when I was about to get off work my boss came in and said...

Peacock with his shirt off: (walks through conversation) Hey guys, you see anything you like??

Guy 1: No. So anyways, my boss says...

Peacock: (rubs nipples) Are you sure you don't see anything you like?!?!

Guy 1: Shut the fuck up, you peacock-motherfucker before I punch you in the dick

by jakedillryla December 31, 2011

Paedos in Speedos

Name given to French holiday makers in the Ardeche region of Southern France. Recognisable by their tight fitting pants and one leg on a rock stance

'Jesus Mildrid, sale the kids out to that rock. There's a pride of Paedos in Speedos over there'.

by Franc Le Poeff December 9, 2008

Peabodies

Nickname designated for fans of the Black Eyed Peas.

My and Laura are going to a Black Eyed Peas concert. We are definitely Peabodies.

by twDEF April 7, 2008

peabody

Peabody; A city of rougly 50 - 55,000 people about 15 minutes north of Boston, MA. Divided into 3 or 4 major areas: Central/Downtown; lower class, known for violence,lots of businesses...West Peabody; middle to upper middle class, the exception being the Rt. 1 trailor parks.... South Peabody; middle class with nothin really good but projects and some white wannabee gangstas. Theres a few malls too. and if u like heroin, peabodys for u... thers brothels too for all u prostitution fans.. and thats about it

im from peabody aka pcity pbd, p biddy, the biddy, shitstain, ect...

by the real pbd resident October 10, 2005

peacocked

To excitedly deliver a piece of news to large group of people only to find they have know about it for two days minimum. Thereby leading them to conclusion you hve been locked in your bedroom for 48 hours with 300cwt of pornography

"Did you know Elton John is apparently gay?" "Sorry you've been peacocked"

by cupwinkcook July 14, 2004

Peacocking

Peacocking is the action or actions exhibited in the beginning stages of courting. These actions are typically only temporary and exist during "the chase" of a mate. Much like a male peacock displaying his fruitful colors of his feathers to capture the attention of a mate.

For example, Bob, while dating Jane, paid for dinner, brought her flowers & candy, won prizes for her. However, after confirmation of a mutual relationship (boyfriend/girlfriend) all actions taken to impress Jane are now gone. Ergo, Bob was peacocking. courting dating

by Sammie27 November 7, 2011

Peacocked

Back in 1999, members of the football365 football forum (now mostly found at cupwinkcook.com) formed an e-mail group for some of the forummers to send each other the latest e-mail jokes, attachments, etc. in a convenient way.

One member of the group, Peacock (named so after the Leeds United nickname "The Peacocks"), had the rather annoying habit of posting the latest jokes, attachments, etc. after they had already been posted.

This led to the term "Peacocked".

*old joke arrives in Inbox*

"Peacocked"

by Peacock July 14, 2004