piddlefucker

One who particpates in the act of Piddlefucking.

you piddlefucker, get the fuk outta my face.

by Li was here May 13, 2003

Piddle

Drops of piss left after male urination onto the toilet seat.

1. I'm so sick of this kid forgetting to clean his piddle off my toilet seat..

2. Jenny's toilet is stained because of her careless boyfriend leaving his piddle all over it.

by Dabaser July 19, 2015

padiddle

A vehicle with only one working headlight, upon which one may make a wish if accompanied by licking the thumb, pressing into the palm, followed by a slap of the palm with the opposite hand in a fist.

Hey look, here comes a padiddle! Quick, make a wish!

by McHaggis September 6, 2008

padiddle

In Nebraska, you play padiddle by getting a bunch of people in a car and driving around until you see a yellow light. Upon seeing a yellow light, everyone in the car hits the seat in front of them (or the dashboard if you're in the front), hits the ceiling, and then yells strip. The last person to be heard shouting strip must take off one article of clothing.

A pair of shoes is one article. A pair of socks is another article.

This version is more fun and easy to do while cruising around at night.

Man in a car with Ladies: Let's play padiddle!
Ladies: Alright!
Group: *Sees yellow light and hits seat/ceiling*
STRIP!
Unfortunate last person: Damn! *takes off clothes*

by Trendy And Obscene January 19, 2009

Piddle

Poop. It means poop.

Courtney is a dumbass. Piddle.

by How Trendy January 8, 2006

piddlepoo

a poo that also has a smidgen of urine. a runny poo

mam.......help me wipe my bum...i've just had a piddlepoo

by Darryl Todd August 21, 2006

Piddle Pipe

Synonym of urethra, piss hole.

The hole from which urine or piss is excreted from your sexy, sexy body (unless you are fat. then your body is not sexy at all).

I think I have an STD cos I can feel a stinging sensation up my piddle pipe.

Jaunty, you're shit at cunnilingus; you're licking my piddle pipe instead of my clitoris. Sort it out.

Oh no I've accidentally set fire to my pubes and now my piddle pipe has 3rd degree burns

by Mary March 13, 2005