[panus]

A synonym for 'taint' or 'gooch,' a panus is the space between the penis/scrotum and anus - thus, the panus.

She rubbed my panus. Gently.

by Fozter April 2, 2009

Patsy

An overbearing older female relative who orders everyone around, tries to control everybody around her, and thinks she is a welho about everything in existence, meanwhile she screws up even the simplest of tasks and her own life is a pathetic wreck.

"After years of her putting me down, bad-mouthing me behind my back, and telling me how to raise my child, my husband stopped speaking to his mother."

"You poor thing! She sounds like a real Patsy."

by lilpuppie November 5, 2006

pats

Plural, stands for Patrols. Typically used in MMORPG games and stands for attackable non playing objects (mobs) that are patrolling an instance.

Bring this mob back dood, pats are incoming.

by TastyTots April 15, 2006

Patis Face

Male equivalent of "Butter Face". Patis being the filipino word for fish sauce. Pronounced "Pah-teese".

Girl, that guy's a patis face... Everything's hot, Patis Face!

by Ecksta May 15, 2009

Pamused

1. Pretending to be amused, entertained, occupied or diverted.
2. Pretending to display amusement.

He had a pamused expression on his face as the boring wanker told another stupid unfunny joke.

by noodlesralph April 5, 2008

Patu Guts

The expression "Patu Guts" stems from colloquial New Zealand culture. It is an hybrid of the two formal New Zealand languages, Maori and English.
The word 'Patu' is the Maori word for dirty, and often used colloquially to denote 'stink', 'crappy' or similar.

The amalgamation 'Patu Guts' therefore refers to someone who has crooked guts, flatulance, or other similar issues.

You've got real patu guts.

by n1neam January 6, 2010

Pats

(Noun) *pah-tz* (Latin/Greek origin) Pats-- In the middle ages, a pats would be a man who runs rampant throughout the streets and bedclothes older woman.

Did you see jimmy got with barbra last night? what a fuckin pats

by CSpats May 26, 2013