Troll Patrollers

Security guards at a high end club or lounge mainly there as a barrier to keep ugly girls out of the venue.

See the guys at the front they are totally Troll Patrollers they just turned away a bunch of snooki wannabes!!!

by Vegaspantyparty April 06, 2012

boobie patrol

the act of searching for a strip club (there must be at least 2 people in a patrol squad if there is only one person then it is a boobie sentry)

My friends and I had just eaten and decided to go on boobie patrol to spend the rest of our night.

by T he Mike F December 30, 2007

mole patrol

An Australian term used usually in primary or high school.

A group of unattractive, feral girls.

"Cheryl's a mole from the mole patrol."

by K.C.D.L May 24, 2004

Poo Patrol

The name given to the voluntary role of maintaining levels of hygiene in the toilet facilities of a party you are hosting.

If a toilet has been desecrated by Poo too much then the Person on Poo Patrol must seek out the culprit using cunning and detective work.

"Poo Patrol"

Somebody has taken out the toilet"

"Who comes to a party and does a massive Poo?? He must be here somewhere....the culprit, if I give everyone my best Paddington stare the guilty party is bound to emerge."

"He looks pretty relaxed, dumped a heavy load have you Sir? On my time?"

by Benp00 February 16, 2010

Patrol Jerk

Wacking off during patrol while deployed in the army.

Did my first patrol jerk tonight.

by raven4575 October 15, 2008

honkey patrol

means the white cops, police, fuzz, the man, the po-po, etc.

O shit here comes the honkey patrol.

by Courtneybit65 March 22, 2007

snow patrol

Indie rock band from Glasgow with a Northern Irish frontman.Excellent songs, great talent, a real euphoric sound.

'Spitting Games' and 'Run' are probably their best tracks.

Final Straw is a real good album.

by BadLieutenant September 11, 2004