haddock pasty

A noxious smelling quim. *not* good enough to eat. If a known slut, probably due to an earlier deposit having been made.

I went muff-diving on katie the other night...but as soon as she opened her legs it was clear she had a haddock pasty under there!

by KP September 17, 2003

smashed pasty

After having sexual intercourse, the vagina becomes known as a smashed pasty.

Last night I got lucky with this rough bird, went back to her place, and I got the hell outta there this morning before she got her smashed pasty our for seconds!

by Siobhan Smith July 27, 2008

I'd smash her pasty

I would have sexual intercourse with that lovely young lady over there.

"What do you reckon john, would you smash her pasty?"
"I'd smash her pasty, man, I'd go to greggs on that bitch!"

by Megaross March 26, 2010

smash her pasty

uninhibited, animalistic rough sex

"check out the legs on her"
"fuuuuuuuuuck.......i would smash her pasty"

by mandingo89 July 25, 2009

Haddock Pasty

Female Genitalia

Kippers, Beef Curtains, Bombay Doors

by Dach September 25, 2003

moist pasty

Someone who does not often choose to do activities because they are afraid. Synonym for whimp/melt.

I like tom but he is a bit of a moist pasty

by Priestley11210 November 28, 2016

Smash your pasty

The act of penetrating the deep vaginal muscles, to the extent of pain.

I'm gona smash your pasty

by LSCC October 15, 2008