a date with Pam and her five friends

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
tug-o-war with the Cyclops
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Jimmy couldn't find a real date, so instead had a date with Pam and her five friends."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

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Bam Bam here comes pam

A saying to describe the dramatic entrance of a plus-sized person, with reference to Pam from Brawl stars.

Dude: yooo look at her
You and dude: BAM BAM HERE COMES PAM!

by Ethxnol June 5, 2019

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Pam is a you’re a leader for her circle. Pam is selfless with the biggest heart you’ll ever know. She is always up for a challenge or adventure! She would do anything for anyone. Pam is the child whisperer and just the best. She is a pitta me of service to others kind, caring, artistic, funny, and a great mom. She does more things than most men like cooking, electrical work, gardening, and repairs. She can fix a hole in the wall or pull your head through it!

My best friend is a Pam.

by The Secret Girls Club December 14, 2021

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Yolt Pam

You only live to pull a mike

Person A: hey do you want to go to the lake later?
Person B: Yolt Pam!

by YourPseudonymHasAlreadyTaken August 9, 2024

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Pammed

When you are trying to have sex but you don’t have any lube so you use Pam cooking spray.

Guy 1: Dude I pammed a girl last night.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I was trying to fuck a girl last night but didn’t have any lube so I used Pam cooking spray.

by Colt227 September 14, 2024

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