Peanut Turd

A Peanut Turd can be anything from a rather large chunky piece of shit , wherein you can pick out the exact peanut M&M'S you ate earlier that day , to actually calling someone that's a complete idiot, a Peanut Turd. Hence the phrase "Your not the smartest Peanut in the Turd" !!!!!!

(Guy)Why did you set your mom on fire yesterday ?
( Friend ) :Because man she wouldnt stop coming into my room while I was fondling Rebecca.....
(Guy)Dude you are such an F'ing Peanut Turd !!!!

by Jimmny Crickett September 29, 2006

peanuts

almost no money at all

I got a bunch of worthless books for peanuts.

by Light Joker January 30, 2005

peanut butter addict

Someone who loves peanut butter more than anything else in the world. Will eat any amount of peanut butter to satisfy their crazy craving for the stuff. Similar to a crackhead needing more crack.

Rosa, a peanut butter addict, loved peanut butter so much that she sold her car to buy a life time supply of peanut butter.

by BM1985 July 16, 2008

peanut butter pussy

smooth, creamy and easy to spread.

I eat peanut butter pussy because its smooth, creamy and easy to spread.

by chromescar October 23, 2007

peanutted

Getting roasted by a salty person. Hence getting roasted and salted like a peanut.

Oooooh! You just got peanutted!

by coolkid0904 October 29, 2015

peanut butter knuckle fuck

When another person, or animal, licks peanut butter off your balls while you jerk off.

Man, my girl gave me a peanut butter knuckle fuck last night.

by Britt Charnock March 6, 2017

mr Peanutbutter

A cool dog from bojack horseman
Whos that dog Mr Peanutbutter!!

Mr Peanutbutter and Bojack Horseman in the same room? What is this, a crossover episode?

by Passing on joe June 12, 2021