Man Oyster

A male who spunks in his hand only to eat said spunk out of his hand like an oyster!

The male ate his semen like a man oyster!

by G83KNIGHT August 18, 2017

Bloody oyster

Period ridden vagina. A female private part that is soaked in menstration blood.

I went to perform oral on her and she had a bloody oyster.

by usmccouret July 21, 2014

Oyster treatment

Oyster treatment is usually performed by Natives to the south cast of India. It consists of an alpha in a Tribe grabbing multiple live oysters and let them suck on to his scrotum until stuck in place

Wee Johnny: Alpha John here are some oysters for your oyster treatment later

by Wrinkly scrotum January 25, 2021

oyster shot

When you cum into the palm of a womens hand and she slurps it up like an oyster.

Jenny took my oyster shot last night like we were at a Joana and the Whales seafood buffet

by Paul, compliments of Marty August 15, 2005

moisture oyster

Another word for vagina, pussy, vertical smile etc.

He slid his hands in between her thighs and slowly opened them to reveal her magical moisture oyster.

by PandaPwned July 19, 2012

Kennel Oyster

1. Dog gonad for culinary use.

2. Hog food served at Duncans.
Also known as Dog-nuts and Dough Nuts

1. My Beagle howls two octaves higher since Ling Ling served his Kennel Oysters to the rich American.

2. Officer Dick likes warm Kennel Oysters with his coffee in morning.

by LepraconMcPot April 12, 2009

land oyster

A large wad of coughed up phlegm or mucus too large and grotesque to swallow back down

Get your crackers and hot sauce ready, I've got a land oyster coming your way *cough*

by Donny Dymond March 26, 2008