A phrase you use when introducing yourself, a phrase that is shrouded in mystery and makes you look like a total badass.
Guy #1: Hey, who is that guy in the dark corner?
Guy #2: I don't know, lets ask him.
(Walk up to the badass)
Guy #1: Who are you?
Badass: I'm the one you don't fuck with...
Guy #1 & #2: O.O
Guy #2: I don't know, lets ask him.
(Walk up to the badass)
Guy #1: Who are you?
Badass: I'm the one you don't fuck with...
Guy #1 & #2: O.O
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Get the negotiate with the evil one mug.Helicopter with a hole in one is when you have a apparatus like a harness on a pulley system and you are swinging your partner lowering them until they make it in your hole! If you can manage it in one try you have a helicopter with a hole in one!
Suzette was so excited to have Eddie in her sex swing harness she pulled on the rope so hard that when Eddie was coming in for his landing the roof gave way! To Suzette's surprise he had made it well into her hole! She scream with glee, FINALLY, A HELICOPTER WITH A HOLE IN ONE!
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I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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