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Omeletteville 

Small dark beady eyes. This is a fine example of a tradesmen's insider joke, in this case from the printing industry. It refers to a spoof typeface that, supposedly, had stops that were some 50 per cent larger than the rest of the typeface. This was, of course a Sans Serif.
"She had eyes from Omeletteville."
Omeletteville by Charlie June 11, 2004
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denver omelette 

Named for the city in which I recieved this wonderful gift, the "Denver Omelette" is when a man kneels above a woman's face as she sucks on his scrotum whilst another young lady simultaneously deep throats his engorged member.
The next time you're in Colorado be sure to look up Laura & Julie. They'll whip you up a MEAN Denver Omelette!
denver omelette by djrock247 January 5, 2009

Cheese omelette

It’s an omelette people!! Literally eggs scrambled up a little and then folded in half. You can get fancy if you want and add salt and pepper, maybe some bacon
Waiter: “Would you like scrambled eggs or a cheese omelette?”
Customer: “A cheese omelette please.”

omelette 

also known as omelet; eggs usually cooked over a stove in a frying pan; a degrading term for people over 5 feet.
"Mmm! I smell a tasty omlette!"

"Hey! That person just insulted my short friend! What an omelette."
omelette by Axe-Hand Gremlin January 6, 2009

irish omelette 

A sexual act in which you blow your load in the vagina then fold the lips of the pussy over resembling an omelette and then proceed to beat the fuck out of her.
" She said I had to make breakfast this morning, so I made her an Irish Omelette. "

Omelettes 

In surfing, a slang term for a surfer's shoulders. One may have salt and peppered (freckled), hot sauced (sun-burned), ham (huge as a mother) and other varieties of omelettes.
Cody: Whooaaa, Brad check out that chick's shoulders!
Brad: Brah, she's got some three egg omelettes...
Omelettes by wordybirdie September 5, 2018

omelettehead 

nerd, geek or egghead who is so fucked up, that their "scrambled" brain only makes sense when on drugs
My best friend, Beth, can't do simple arithmetics, but when she gets high, that omelettehead can solve 2nd order differential equations.
omelettehead by eggsgettinhigh November 3, 2009