Ocean City NJ

ocean city nj-
probably the driest beach town you’ll ever visit, tho there’s 2 rockin liquor stores right across the bridge. you want good pancakes? we’ve got uncle bills. good ice cream? actually no fucking bomb ass ice cream?? aunt betty’s. the courts on 35th are the best place for pickup games, and to pick up some day surfers and night ballers (girls, the best time is 7-9 pm)! you tired after a long days of work getting your tan? don’t hesitate to call randazzo’s and get some of the best pizza in the city, of course aside mac and mancos. 7th street and the surf mall are the places to blow your summer money on, and you never walk out of them without a new henna or braids in your hair. OCBP never fails to make us stop and stare, and one of the biggest accomplishments is the pleasure to talk to one of these boys. family town or whatever the fuck, once you go you get attached, and if you’ve grown up here you can agree that no matter any other beach town you visit nothing beats our little home town of ocean city, and that is ocean city NJ, NOT ocean city MD!!!

Me: yo you’ve ever been to ocean city NJ??
Jack: no bro any fucking good?
Me: i suggest you getcho ass down there soon!!

by aschu January 16, 2018

Ocean Moment

When 🐟Oceanblue🗡 has a thought he shares with the world, usually incredibly stupid

Person: Why did you give your passwords to scammers?

Ocean: They said there were from Microsoft

Person: Ocean Moment

by Vortex_shark October 7, 2020

Ocean City

A town located on Maryland's eastern shore, where in the summer all of the drug dealer assholes come down from b-more (slang for Baltimore) and all of the western shore. But, in the winter you could kill someone in the middle of Costal Highway, which is the main road running through Ocean City, Fenwick Island, South Bethany, Bethany Beach, Dewey Beach (Dewey), Rehoboth Beach, Lewes and other towns I can't remember. You can also call 911 in the middle of January and a cop will show up in late May. Also most of the hotels and motels are closed because it's like fucking 50 degrees in the winter. And in the summer you have to deal with all of the tourons (tourist and moron put together) that enjoy tho create bar fights and car accidents that back up costal highway for 25 miles

Western shore person- can't wait to go to ocean city this summer!

by Akalakakumar November 6, 2013

Ocean's Eleven Syndrome

When there are an unreasonably excessive amount of attractive people in any given situation. Stemming from the 2001 motion picture starring Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, George Clooney, among others.

Tonights episode of Jay Leno was suffering from Ocean's Eleven Syndrome. Catherine Zeta-Jones, Orlando Bloom, and Beyonce were the guests.

by BDT November 23, 2004

Ocean Canoli

A huge turd sticking half-way out of a toilet

"Hey Ricky, sorry about leaving that ocean canoli in your toilet."

by Carson Pumper February 8, 2006

Ocean Breeze

When someone is sleeping with a fan blowing on them and you jizz into it, creating a salty mist.

Brian was asleep in front of a fan so we gave him the Ocean Breeze to make him dream of a Beach.

by XchandlerX Derrick B September 28, 2008

Ocean King

Law Enforcement phonetic pronunciation for alphabet letters, "O" and "K."

Most law enforcement agencies use a phonetic alphabet when using the radio to avoid miscommunication in spelling, very similar to the phonetic alphabet the military uses.

Dispatch, thank's for checking on me, i'll be Ocean King

by bmoreaux87 November 7, 2010