Obsessed

Is just a word the lazy use to describe the Dedicated.

Dedicated: I deadlift 315 yesterday!

Lazy: Man, your obsessed.
Dedicated: Your just jealous because you cant even curl the bar.

by Strong Chuy July 26, 2009

observationalist

An observationalist is a person who makes a statement based on real-world assessments (observational comment) about specific people, places, and events happening around them. Observations are unlike racist or stereotype comments that are generalized statements about a group of people.

Antonyms: racism, stereotypes.

Remember kids, it's cool to be an observationalist. However, tossing around stereotypes or racist comments is never cool. Know the difference!

Stereotype: "All Asians are good at math."

An Observationalist says: "Those Asian kids (over there) are human Ti89s. Each one of them scored in the 98% percentile or higher of the math section of the SATs."

Stereotype: "All priests rape little boys."

An Observationalist says: "That priest is a pedophile. I saw him ask an eight year old boy if he could pillage his cornhole with the holy disco stick."

by JewClaw May 17, 2011

MexiAsian Obsession

When male Mexican only gets off on Asian chicks (or guys). Depending on the person, he may eventually screw enough Asians (or never get any) that his condition worsens and starts speaking strange Asian-sounding words, such as: "Bing-bong-boy," "Chink," and "Konichiwa."

Efrain (MexiAsian Obsession victim): "¿Quieres mierda unos a otros de los sesos?" (Do you want to fuck each other's brains out?)

JapBoy:"Never with you limp dick."

Efrain: "醤油! 乳房ファック! Chink! Bing Bong Boy! 私は燃えるような同性愛者です!"

by Ineeta Crotchfellow July 6, 2011

anal obsessive

The next level up for someone who is anal retentive and obsessive compulsive.

Don't touch that! Jill is anal obsessive about her desk. If you move something, she will know.

by OliviaMcK December 30, 2008

Obsessed

A 2009 single by Mariah Carey expressing her disgust for American rapper/drug advocate Eminem.

Why you so obsessed with me? Boy I wanna know

by Rihanyce May 22, 2010

Short Term Band Obsession

when a person likes one band and listens to all their songs for 2 weeks or so. after that they get bored of the band and find another one.

a few weeks after this, they hear the old band again either through TV, youtube or the radio and the person listens to the band again but not with the same intensity as before.

person 1: so where's bob?

person 2: he's off having a short term band obsession. he'll get tired of them after a few weeks.

by Cake is not a lie April 20, 2010

obsessive fangirls

A girl who goes over the top as a service to her favorite person/thing.

"Did you see that fangirl at the anime convention? She had on this gay Naruto costume.

by Atomisk May 13, 2005