One Eyed Smootcher

Male or female who desperately wants everyone to know they are romantically involved with someone, as if they were kissing an individual with one eye open to make sure everyone was watching the romance take place.

It was quite evident Big John was a One Eyed Smootcher, he continually asked people what they did last night so he, in turn, could tell them he had a date with Sarah, the most popular girl in school.

by Sacramento Solon December 19, 2016

One Pump Man

A mighty hero capable of making the ladies orgasm in just one pump. His ruthless training regime consists of: 6 Nans an hour, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, and 366 days on leap years.

"ONE PUUUUUUUMMMPPPPP"
"Wow Levis, you really are One Pump Man!"

by Funnyneck January 28, 2017

one-guyed

verb
one-guyed or one-manned is notably used on Twitch and refers to when a streamer with a sizable chat gives attention to a chatter by arguing with that chatter as if that chatter speaks for a large amount of chat.

XQC and Malena tend to go on long rants because they let themselves get one-guyed often. It's annoying because you can sit there for minutes wondering who they're talking to.

by Todd Shepherds February 21, 2022

one-holer

a bathroom intended for one occupant at a time

To men enter the restroom at the same time, one turns to the next and says "nope its a one-holer."

by Daddy FJ July 23, 2006

one direction

the biggest liars and five boys who all failed maths. 18 MONTHS DOES NOT EQUAL 5 YEARS! also lou, 36+6 isn’t 38

also

larry is real

do you know one direction?

oh you mean the biggest liars of our century who still break our hearts without even doing anything.... yes i do

by harryandlouis May 30, 2020

One is all, All is one

A deep saying from FMA (FullMetal Alchemist). One is you, and all is the world. Let's say you are surviving alone in a forest, or anywhere. You see, you have to eat something, right? Let's say you ate meat, such as rabbits or fish, and that animal that you ate would've died. And if you did not eat, you would've died. When you die, you will rot and become nutrients to the grass, plants, etc. And those grass will be eaten by the rabbits. And then the cycle starts again. You see, the place you're surviving might have been underwater a long time ago, and in the next tens of thousands of years, it might be a peak of the mountain! It's all connected! Everything you see, everyone you meet, it is connected in one big unseen flow, but it is bigger than that, it's the entire world, the entire universe even. And compared to something like that, we are just a very small part of the universe. If we put together all those ones, we get one great all. The flow follows the law of such magnitude, that even both of us, you and me can't imagine it. You have to understand that flow, deconstruct it and reconstruct it. It is also referred to as living. So basically when you ate the rabbit, it became part of you. And the grass that the rabbit ate, became part of it. We, the 'one' has to die to become nutrients to the grass and plants. So technically, Life needs death, and death need life.

'Find out what the meaning of "One is all, All is one"'

by Masahiro Kane September 17, 2017

One Horse Pony

A phrase used by senile people confused thinking of the more common phrase "one trick pony".

*Replying to press after reporter asks if allegations against Hunter Biden are Russian disinformation:

"Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one horse pony."

by senior jota December 22, 2020