While you and your girl are giong at it doggy-style call her by her sisters name and have your buddies jump out of the closet at the same time and see how long you can hold on. If you can ride it for 8 seconds you have accomplished something.
by patrolman_todd November 12, 2007

The most amazing person ever so funny so nice loves to smoke!!๐๐๐๐ต๐ต๐๐๐๐๐น๐น๐น๐๐๐๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ
by Shfaidbahsbjaai October 15, 2020

Johnny: Man, Joe shit his pants before he even took the field
Will: Yeah what a real noble effort.
Jesse: Nah, whatever Joe does is anything but a noble effort
Joeโs parents: Told you!
Will: Yeah what a real noble effort.
Jesse: Nah, whatever Joe does is anything but a noble effort
Joeโs parents: Told you!
by TheManicHispanicMexicutioner September 9, 2021

what Queen Elizabeth II produces when she farts
by internet dad jokes October 18, 2021

by jhugyftydrsetrdtfygk May 22, 2019

the most loyal girl you will ever meet. she is like the mummy of the group, always watching out for people. she's a good kisser with very good fashion taste. Dont mess with her or any of her friendsor she will come and find you..... btw she is stunning
by hushhhh.xox November 13, 2016

When you are walking down the street and huge black thugs come to mug you AND your grandmotherโs!!1! What must you do now? Shliditter.
So I was listening to Cherokee by Clifford Brown when turned the corner and got Cherokee by Ray Noble!!!! I CALLED THE POLICE AND THEY DONโT WANT TO HELP ME FIND MY GRANDMOTHERโS.
by Brunhilda Jaquavion March 26, 2022
