Nigerian Hurricane

A sexual act in which a man poops, puts it in a blender, and then proceeds to rub his body with it. After this the man must quickly jump on his sex partner, attempting to cover them in as much of the feces as he can while also using anal penetration.

John gave Marsha a Nigerian Hurricane, she was never the same again.

by Bringinithome October 15, 2008

Nigerian Buy-back

when one person buys an item and then resells the item back to the original seller at an inflated price within 24 hours

salesman #1: "did you see that..?"
salesman #2: "no, what happened?"
salesman #1: "that guy just sold us his car for $4,000 and i just sold it back to him for $6,000.. haha"
salesman #2: "nice nigerian buy-back.. classic!!"

by Jay2kay November 22, 2009

Nigerian shoulder pads

When a man sneaks up behind an unsuspecting victim and calmly rests his nutsack upon the victim's shoulder. Properly executed Nigerian shoulder pads result in the slow turning of the victim's head, followed by a double take, followed by either anger, disgust, or cautious acceptance.

I was thoroughly enjoying my meal at Outback Steakhouse when I realized that the waiter had outfitted me with a pair of Nigerian shoulder pads.

by spooncult April 4, 2009

niferific

nifty, snazzy, spiffy, rad

niferific is fun to say

by asia February 17, 2004

Nibert

To pretend your actually half your age by lifting alot of weights and attending west virginia university.

Look at the Nibert, he's older than my dad but he's in my math class.

This Nibert's so old Moses went to a high school named after him.

Oh that's just Nibert, he uses a fake id to drink in clubs, it says hes 21 but i saw him cashing a social security check yesterday.

by 5th Annex January 29, 2009

Nigerian Barbecue

A barbecue, usually taking place in Nigeria or other African countries, where one is doused in a flammable fluid, preferably gasoline, and burned alive.

stupid kid: yo my butthole is throbbing I love it

person with a brain: please attend the next Nigerian barbecue. I think there's one tomorrow!

stupid kid's friend: lmao get cancer kid

by Big Zezak October 5, 2016

Nigerian meat beater

Occurs when a male mastribates too hard until his penis looks like beef jerky.

I just pulled a Nigerian meat beater, I’m worried I can’t have sex anymore

by BigDaddyThiccRape May 18, 2019